detectivezim: arguing is fun when you're bored. let's do it some more... detectivezim: YOUR PANTS ARE BLUE!!! detectivezim: FACE! woahshortness: NUH-UHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! woahshortness: YOUR PANTS ARE BLUE!!! detectivezim: I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!!! detectivezim: WHAT NOW?!?!?!?? woahshortness: *runs away covering eyes* "its hereditary!!!!" detectivezim: *puts on one sock*.... I CAN'T HELP IT!!! woahshortness: *throws tomatoes at you* woahshortness: *COVERS EYES!* "NO! NO! NOT THE UNDERWEAR TOO!" woahshortness: *RUNS SCREAMING* detectivezim: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA woahshortness: *zack walks up* .."woooaahhhh"... *he stares* woahshortness: *i throw a tomatoe at zack* detectivezim: *i takle him and beat him in the head with his skateboard* detectivezim: *...and call him a whore* woahshortness: *i join in with the street sign* woahshortness: *lights match*.. "THE FLAILING ZACK!!" *laughs maniacally* woahshortness: *watches him stop drop and roll* detectivezim: *laughs* detectivezim: *kicks him and lights underwear on fire* woahshortness: ...*chuckles*..."fireballs!" detectivezim: "BEHOLD! NAKED GIRL AND HER UNDERWEAR OF FIRE!" woahshortness: lmao i thought you meant light his on fire. detectivezim: he's already on fire. woahshortness: well in that case... *sprays your underwear with air freshener* detectivezim: "bite him george!" detectivezim: *dog lights on fire* detectivezim: "YAYYY!!! I GET TO SLEEP TONIGHT!" woahshortness: *sprays george with water*.. *creates mohawk* detectivezim: *runs around dancing completely on fire exept for the sock* woahshortness: *zack is still screaming in the background while we amuse ourselves with the mohawk* woahshortness: lmao woahshortness: *gets fire hose* detectivezim: *sets the dog's tail on fire* detectivezim: *cops pull up* RUN JULIE! *tackles julie into bush* woahshortness: *meanwhile, i cant resist screaming PENIS!!* woahshortness: *cops look over*.. "i think that bush just said penis.." *eats donut* detectivezim: "hey lets kick the gay kid rolling around on the ground" detectivezim: *guy with keys rapes cops* woahshortness: *zacks pants are no longer existant* "cop: hes a girl!".. "other cop: lets call him, chelsea" detectivezim: "hmph. she must be gay. she's got like 100 chick's phone numbers in her phone!" woahshortness: *you pop out of bush* .."WHORE!!!" woahshortness: *i tackle you and cover your mouth* woahshortness: *cop thinks.. "penis whore?"* detectivezim: "cop sees both of us" cop:"who are you?!?!?" me:"my name is... heesgay! and.... i'm a lesbian.... FROM AFRICA!" *tackles julie into bush and runs away* woahshortness: *we hear keys jingling behind us* .. "quick! throw the flaming underwear at him!" woahshortness: *throws underwear on rapists head and runs* detectivezim: *runs down the street to the 7-11* *long silence*... me:"I'm naked aren't i?" you:"yep." (...) *grabbs creamer* *evil cackle* woahshortness: *runs outside*.. *runs back in to buy eggs*.. *runs back outside laughing* *guy at register is staring at you* detectivezim: *runs back to zack's house and creams it* detectivezim: *then creams the cops* detectivezim: *and a random bush* woahshortness: *then eggs your dad* detectivezim: "MUAHAHAHAHA!!!" detectivezim: *and some black people* woahshortness: duhh woahshortness: *we get chased by a gang of wiggers who we thought were black* detectivezim: *beats wigger with sign* woahshortness: *magical radio appears*.. *turns on riding dirty*.. *wiggers dance in the middle of the street* detectivezim: "OMG JULIE! IT"S THE ASIAN!" woahshortness: *we dance, then continue to run* detectivezim: *cough* "THE ASIANIGGER!" detectivezim: *does the lawnmower, weedeater, and sprinkler* woahshortness: *asian throws fake bling bling at us* detectivezim: *wonders why we made dance moves after lawn care* detectivezim: *i hit him in the teeth with the sign.. but...his grill blocks it!* woahshortness: *grabs the mailbox i broke and beats asian over the head with it* woahshortness: *runs out of the ghetto ghetto part of the ghetto*