HiImMattAndImRad (8:45:40 PM): i want your children...and your cookies. HiImMattAndImRad (8:45:47 PM): mostly the cookies woahshortness (8:45:49 PM): their baking =D HiImMattAndImRad (8:46:13 PM): the children? woahshortness (8:46:12 PM): DUH! woahshortness (8:46:15 PM): lol HiImMattAndImRad (8:46:28 PM): good, im too young to be a father woahshortness (8:46:42 PM): who said you were the father.. HiImMattAndImRad (8:47:03 PM): hmm...that does raise a good point HiImMattAndImRad (8:47:13 PM): there were like 4 other people after me that night HiImMattAndImRad (8:47:17 PM): along with a dog HiImMattAndImRad (8:47:20 PM): and a turtle HiImMattAndImRad (8:47:21 PM): but HiImMattAndImRad (8:47:22 PM): who knows HiImMattAndImRad (8:47:26 PM): it could be mine woahshortness (8:47:30 PM): possibly... that turtle sex is rough. HiImMattAndImRad (8:47:50 PM): don't I know it HiImMattAndImRad (8:48:02 PM): ive seen videos of turtles having sex woahshortness (8:48:01 PM): i saw them too. you posted it on myspace. lol HiImMattAndImRad (8:48:19 PM): i knew people were curious! HiImMattAndImRad (8:49:09 PM): the few people that I know of that watched it said I had something wrong with me and I was like there's def. someone out there curious and I just enlightened them to how fun, if you're into rough sex, turtle sex could be! woahshortness (8:49:41 PM): i know right! idk. i was having an animal sex war w/ someone.. those zebras know how to get down. HiImMattAndImRad (8:51:12 PM): well yeah, I mean isn't it common knowledge that a zebra is a horse, just better at sex? duh! woahshortness (8:51:49 PM): lmao. brb. i have to check the childen.. er.. cookies. HiImMattAndImRad (8:52:08 PM): sure thingg woahshortness (8:53:12 PM): their not done yet =( HiImMattAndImRad (8:54:22 PM): well yeah, I mean if you want children, sexy ones I might add, then we're going to have to "get down" as you simply put it before...children aren't made out of thin air you know!...unless you order them from a catalog woahshortness (8:55:28 PM): atleast ordering them doesnt take 9 months. but you know, if you insist HiImMattAndImRad (8:55:49 PM): believe me, I insist. woahshortness (8:56:18 PM): well i hope your ready for my penis then... HiImMattAndImRad (8:56:51 PM): wow really? because I was just going to wait until things started to tell you about my vagina woahshortness (8:57:28 PM): i wasnt talking about your vagina. HiImMattAndImRad (8:58:04 PM): oh, so we're going to take that road then huh? I don't see a child coming out of there though woahshortness (8:59:08 PM): who said you had to conceive a child tonight? HiImMattAndImRad (8:59:23 PM): this much is true. woahshortness (8:59:41 PM): *puts penis back in pants* HiImMattAndImRad (9:00:21 PM): im sure that wasn't very hard, I heard you weren't too well..."equipped" woahshortness (9:00:50 PM): you heard wrong my friend. my penis can go in one end and out the other. HiImMattAndImRad (9:01:09 PM): of what? a mouse? woahshortness (9:01:44 PM): if thats what you prefer to call yourself. HiImMattAndImRad (9:02:08 PM): you turned that one around on me quite nicely, good job woahshortness (9:02:21 PM): i learn from the best. HiImMattAndImRad (9:03:15 PM): yoda trained you? woahshortness (9:03:23 PM): mhm =D woahshortness (9:03:36 PM): there is one thing that might make this "friendship" difficult.. HiImMattAndImRad (9:04:12 PM): oh yeah? what's that? woahshortness (9:04:29 PM): i like superman... you like batman... HiImMattAndImRad (9:04:44 PM): yeah... HiImMattAndImRad (9:04:46 PM): umm.. HiImMattAndImRad (9:04:51 PM): hmm... HiImMattAndImRad (9:05:10 PM): I don't know, I feel like we should just go our seperate ways now woahshortness (9:05:35 PM): *cries* after all weve been through!? woahshortness (9:05:51 PM): *eats cookie* HiImMattAndImRad (9:06:02 PM): alright fine, we can still have sex, but that's it woahshortness (9:06:36 PM): fiiiine. if you insist.. which, well, you do.. =D HiImMattAndImRad (9:07:54 PM): yes, yes I do...there's just a satisfaction in sleeping with a very attractive person, I'm sure you can agree woahshortness (9:08:38 PM): oh, i most deffinatly agree.. HiImMattAndImRad (9:09:25 PM): yeah, I'm a sex addict, I might as well get that out there in the open now woahshortness (9:09:33 PM): lol i think i had already figured that one out. woahshortness (9:09:53 PM): man, these cookies are good.. HiImMattAndImRad (9:10:09 PM): better then sex? woahshortness (9:10:26 PM): possibly... depends on who yours having sex with. HiImMattAndImRad (9:10:47 PM): that is true HiImMattAndImRad (9:11:56 PM): cookies after sex, that would be pretty killer woahshortness (9:12:20 PM): best night of my life =D HiImMattAndImRad (9:13:06 PM): actually, ive had cookies after sex...it was gnarly...i loved it HiImMattAndImRad (9:14:10 PM): i really want cookies woahshortness (9:14:39 PM): their gooooood. with their goowy chocolaty goodness. HiImMattAndImRad (9:14:53 PM): sure HiImMattAndImRad (9:14:54 PM): rub it in HiImMattAndImRad (9:14:59 PM): just like the stains in your rug woahshortness (9:14:51 PM): oh i am. i am. HiImMattAndImRad (9:15:07 PM): and your sheets woahshortness (9:15:28 PM): rug huh? dont remember that one..must not of been very good. HiImMattAndImRad (9:15:45 PM): rug burns a bitch woahshortness (9:16:20 PM): yes it is. woahshortness (9:17:03 PM): still craving cookies? muahahaha HiImMattAndImRad (9:17:35 PM): actually, no, I've got other stuff on my mind now so take that! woahshortness (9:18:08 PM): your jacking off to turtle sex again, arent you? woahshortness (9:18:17 PM): ARENT YOU?!! HiImMattAndImRad (9:18:32 PM): how do you always know!? woahshortness (9:18:48 PM): i do it all the time, silly! woahshortness (9:19:08 PM): i dont know how your jacking off a vagina. but im sure you have your ways HiImMattAndImRad (9:19:32 PM): in all seriousness, I really wish I could have a vagina HiImMattAndImRad (9:19:37 PM): i would have so much fun with it HiImMattAndImRad (9:19:47 PM): and everytime you saw me HiImMattAndImRad (9:19:49 PM): you could be like HiImMattAndImRad (9:19:59 PM): "Whatchya got in there today Matt?" HiImMattAndImRad (9:20:09 PM): and I'll be like "I don't know! Find out!" HiImMattAndImRad (9:20:11 PM): then we'd have sex woahshortness (9:20:16 PM): id find all sorts of things up there. HiImMattAndImRad (9:22:32 PM): both alive and dead woahshortness (9:23:04 PM): lol woahshortness (9:23:12 PM): brb HiImMattAndImRad (9:23:24 PM): sure thing woahshortness (9:27:57 PM): back =D HiImMattAndImRad (9:28:28 PM): sometimes, I think I couldn't be happier, and then you do things like that ;D woahshortness (9:28:55 PM): well are you happy now HiImMattAndImRad (9:29:36 PM): but ofcourse woahshortness (9:29:53 PM): my mom is making brownies. im gonna get fat. HiImMattAndImRad (9:30:14 PM): hmm...i hate your existence now woahshortness (9:30:10 PM): but, the fatter the happier? woahshortness (9:30:32 PM): ill send you a brownie over the internet, unless you want to walk 5 states away to get one HiImMattAndImRad (9:31:15 PM): if i were to walk 5 states i better get brownies cookies sex and like 4 other types of foods woahshortness (9:31:24 PM): well.. are you on your way? HiImMattAndImRad (9:31:51 PM): with the right inscentive, i will be woahshortness (9:33:03 PM): brownies, cookies, sex, pie, tacos, chinese food, and a chili cheese dog... woahshortness (9:33:10 PM): damn. now whos gonna be the fatty. HiImMattAndImRad (9:33:28 PM): its okay, ill be on top, ill work it all of HiImMattAndImRad (9:33:30 PM): **off woahshortness (9:34:23 PM): if you say so HiImMattAndImRad (9:35:05 PM): and with the fucking walk I'm going to have to take, I'll have to gain all the weight I'm going to lose back anyway woahshortness (9:36:18 PM): this is true.. so to make you look like less of a holocaust victim, ill be on top =D HiImMattAndImRad (9:37:00 PM): how nice of you woahshortness (9:37:30 PM): mhm HiImMattAndImRad (9:39:19 PM): lkasdnf HiImMattAndImRad (9:39:29 PM): sorry, I typed that out of sheer excitement woahshortness (9:39:37 PM): i know the feeling HiImMattAndImRad (9:42:20 PM): so do you ever come back up here to visit or what? woahshortness (9:42:33 PM): yeah i come every summer. and sometimes in the winter woahshortness (9:43:03 PM): i wonder what jess would say if she knew i were talking to you... haha HiImMattAndImRad (9:43:24 PM): i dont know but word on the streets is she still hates me woahshortness (9:43:34 PM): probably. i havent talked to her in awhile though. woahshortness (9:43:47 PM): but why does she hate you? HiImMattAndImRad (9:45:46 PM): i dont know, because we broke up? its weird, it didnt end badly, atleast i dont think so anyway...she broke up with me the last time and i was just like alright its for the better anyway and then we were cool for a bit and then she started to tell everyone all this bullshit about me which got some people to hate me...newest thing ive heard is that she got a group of girls to try and get me to like atleast one of them so i can go out with them so they can break up with me and try to emotionally hurt me....those girls hate me even more now because i havent gone for any of them lol...i dont know why she stills says shit about me, most of which isnt even true...ill never understand it woahshortness (9:46:40 PM): thats kinda funny.. the you not falling for the girls part lol woahshortness (9:47:04 PM): idk you broke up a lonnggg time ago didnt you? she shouldnt still be like that.. or should of ever been like that HiImMattAndImRad (9:47:13 PM): i thought so too HiImMattAndImRad (9:47:18 PM): yeah HiImMattAndImRad (9:47:21 PM): it was a very long time ago HiImMattAndImRad (9:47:24 PM): lol HiImMattAndImRad (9:47:56 PM): but no, she's still completely bitter towards me from what I hear...she gives me fake smiles and waves in the hall but when I'm not around, my existence gets shit on lol HiImMattAndImRad (9:48:25 PM): but I take it as a compliment I guess, I mean, she could be talking about anyone and anything in the world but she chooses to devote her time and words towards me...its very touching woahshortness (9:49:05 PM): i bet it is. thats a little strange though. maybe i just wont mention the whole talking to you thing.. haha HiImMattAndImRad (9:49:57 PM): haha I'm sure it's for the better