Humorous story I thought I'd share. Okay, so, today at the daycare - stressful. Very. Two kids suspended. Two more on probation ... all from the same family. Kristi and I? Freaking out. We both went to the convenience store down the street and got ourselves some cherry Icee's. I made a mad dash. As soon as the lid went on it, I sucked through the straw and sighed happily. Me: Ahhhhh ... Allah Ahkbar! Kristi: Melissa! You can't say that! Me: Why not? Kristi: You're not Muslim. Me: ... oh ... oh ... oh yeah. Uhm ... Namaste? End!