"That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker" Ohh myyyy 20 throw down in my best bridge and the man to my left has folded down well johnny doubled up with a royal flush i had three jacks and a pair of nines my mind is turning - just two shots more there's not much left to play well then dude walks in, black hat on top what am i, if i'm lucky wasn't a county cop cause i'm just runnin out of time Who's up for game two what to do my wallet's gettin thin and i just lost my watch last night well i gotta problem just one answer gotta throw it all down and kiss it goodbye Yeah! That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) but someday i'll be back again And I, never to fold. (never to fold) Who's up for game three i can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me And i just lost it all well there's a man sittin next to me Red, was smiling cause its funny i don't have no money tonight yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) but someday i'll be back again And I, never to fold. (never to fold) Bop bop bop... I say now skittleedat dat, Well how bout that? I'm coming out the front never coming out the back And I walked into the bar yesterday Cause I had something to do, something to say And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight. So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah Jahova! And I said, what'cha looking at? He hit me across the face with a bat I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go So he opened the door and said do what you're here for I said I'm wandering round the road four to four And I said I been walking for about a thousand years. And my feet are growing tired My eyes a little wired Don't know what to do unless I retire And he just said let's play some crazy poker So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say die I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say die dah dah Day day oh! I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop Don't give a shit cause I got the drop Johnny just got two eyes just like mine And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came Came to the bar to see what's the same I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me And to my left was a man, he had no chin Didn't really think about starting a scene The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice He looked kinda mad and I felt bad Beacuse I took his money last night it's kinda funny But now I'm just struggling-- I need a honey-bunny. I don't know what to say anymore So I'm just gonna go out, anywho... So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah jahova javhova, is watching over me... Day day oh! best f'n song ever!!! tonight kicked ass.!!!! im out to jam!! c ya