Dumb Shitty Tests by Petafiles

Ah the month of DSTPs. Do you smell that? Its smells like failure to me. Oh, not mine but a bunch of the retarded fucks who cant even write a paragraph. I might do so well on my math though. hello summer school! Well me and Logan are both going up to Ozzfest together. All i gotta do is chip in 5 bucks for gas. Fine with me. We might take our girlfriends if their parents say its ok. If not we'll just find a bunch of our friends with $40 for 'fest tickets. Probably Josh and Kyle. Tim wont be able to get $40 bucks. Thats why he plans on mooching off john to go. But hey thats the life of a poor pothead. Incase none of you have heard these are the bands with secured spots at Ozzfest: Killswitch Engage Black Label Society "The Tampon Lickers" the Used "The Tampon Producers" A Dozen Furies Iron Maiden Rob Zombie As I Lay Dying The Haunted Mastadon Bury Your Dead Megadeth Posibles are: Anthrax(Original) Judas Priest Marilyn Manson Slipknot Mudvayne System Of A Down And of course BLack Sabbath You can thank Sharon for Ozzy's decision on which band he plays with. Dirty Money Mongrelling Jew Bitch. Shes the reason why Ozzy nearly died. He never wanted to go to England in the first place but NOOOOOOO Sharon had to have her way.
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you know...i have to take the 9th grade DSTPs...i think it has something to do with me failing the 8th grade dstps....or something like that...but bryan is taking the 9th grade one and so is jen...so that means if i fail, then it doesnt matter for me...as long as i pass my other classes...thats going to be hard...