~164~ how do you want to die?

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Just an interesting topic I saw on a forum and it had alot of interesting answers (and alot of silly ones too) So, I copy and paste'em for'ya~ oooh.. these are my favorites ^^ # I want to die in something people will laugh at. Like streaking naked and getting hit by a boulder. Thatwouldrock. that would be funny # I think I'd like to die after having smarted off to the wrong person. Then my cause of death could be sweet sarcasm, how I love it so thatd be cool # I want to be hit by a meteor. lol # Although I don't want this cuz death sucks, i'd love to die naked for no medical reason after multiple intense orgasims.....er...cancer yeah...die of cancer. ...that ones just plain stupid.. (its not a favorite. i jus wanted to comment on it) # i'd like to die from rabies because before i die i can have fun running around bighting people and infecting them now THAT would be spiffy Well, there'ya go. :P I can't die, so I have no answer. ^^ How do you wanna die? oooooh. the never ending question.. here goes.. i want to be in a slaughter house. watching them kill the cows. and then all of a sudden they miss the shot and shoot a rope thats holding a big sharp thing and it come down and chop my head off. so they rush me to the hospital. and sew my head back on. and miraculously i live. and then a few days later im walking around and somehow fall off a cliff. and nobody knows. and sink to the bottom all the while crashing against the rocks on my way down cause of the waves. and the next day a fisherman finds me. and pulls me up. seeing my face badly beat and scratched. and the blood pouring out of my skull. so he and a few other people take me and burry me next to the cemetary. and my flesh decaying.. and a dog comes and unburries me and leaves my body parts all over the cemetary... so the cemetary worker dude has to put me in a box and burry me in the cemetary. even though im chewed up a bit. and then i can come back as a ghost who lived a horrible life... ya know like those ones you see on that show on the travel channel... but nobody knows who i was. cause i was so ugly they couldnt tell who i was. so id be the um mystery lady who everyones afraid of... now isnt that a great way to live? -how do yall want to die?- ~two words one choice no regrets~
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i wanna go in a classy, sophisticated way.....like.....driving off of the Grand Canyon in a golf cart....in pajamas..while listening to Queens, "Another One Bites The Dust".
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