Reeling Illegal Tans

I spent today with family. Sometime after I got out of bed my brother called and asked if I wanted to go fishing. He picked me up and we went to my grandmother's house where we met up with my uncle. The three of us trespassed into state property to a pond to fish. I got a few bites but I never actually caught anything. My uncle caught one fish and threw it back. I don't like to fish, but I did have a lot of fun. When we got back, we went to my grandmother's house and had hotdogs and then the best homemade ice cream I've ever eaten. Strawberry. After we ate, the three of us and my grandmother played rummy. Surprisingly, she beat.
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beat what? beat you to the ground? beat the dog? beat the fish? beat a beanbag?
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Thank you for being so great and nice. Is that better? Hehe. You know I loves you like a gorrilla loves warm smelly poo.
Oh yeah. Dirty fisher. You put hooks in poor little fishy mouths. Bitch.