Hold your applause, just don't forget to tie the bag up with your feet. That's why Aunt Flow never let you use a knife. But we all learn from our mistakes, don't we? So like. I'm so not one of those people that likes to tell everyone about the exciting things I do in my life, unless I'm really THAT proud. Anyway, I went to the beach a few weeks ago at about 2 in the morning. Blah Blah Blah. It was fun. Doo-wap-Scooby-Doo. I bought a dead shark in a jar, and named him Karl.* I went to Virginia this morning at about 4 and arrived at uh.. sometime after six. Some of the people scared me. 'Nough said. Erika and I got back together. She stuck her cock inside of me. Me so happy. I'm a vegetarian since about two months ago.* From your loving lord and savior, Josh. :-) *How odd does that seem?