I Snorted Crack...

CRACK...ERS. And cookies. Cheesenips and some of Erika's homemade uh...cinnamon cookie-things to be exact. It was a dare thing, I guess. So I just went at it. They were the first things I've ever snorted. I sneezed a couple times after that and felt crumbs in my nose. Erika then told the substitute, who I love to dearth, about it and she told this neat story about when she went to the hospital or something this boy had pains in his nose-cheek area, and they checked him out and it turned out he had lodged a bean up his nose and over time the bean began to sprout roots and stuff all in his face. NEAT STORY, HUH!? So now I'm going to sprout cheese and dough all up in mah FACE and invent a deliciously crunchy snack called CHEEDOUGHS! -Galastic Warrior, holmezzz.
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