what a simple emotion: happy. we'll i'm happy happy happy today:) Gather 'round children I'll tell you a tale. so, it's a nice thursday night, i'm at home watching a movie with my man, mike. courtney, my next door sassy neighbor comes a'knockin'. she explains that her birthday is on saturday, but her friends can only go out this night because they're leaving or whatever. that's fine! i say. and Happy birthday! i say. sure i'll watch your child tonight while you go out and celebrate! i say. *here's where it all goes to hell. i go over her house at 10 30- she says she'll be back at 2 30 or 3. come 3 am, she isn't. come 5 am, she isn't. come 7 am! she isn't. i've watched a total of like, 5 movies. hold on, i gotta get offline for a second.