It has become..PAINFULLY apparent that I have absolutely NO sense of humour. None. Zilch. Nada. I can't believe I have missed this after all these years. I wonder if I -had- one and it just died on me? Or have I just never had one and just am NOW coming to realize it. It's horrible. I make jokes that I think are funny, that that people don't see as funny, so I sit and explain it for 15 minutes, and by then it's just totally ruined. Jokes that people say, I just stare blankly at, as if I suddenly have gone completely bonkers and they have two heads. I have no sense of humour. People have started to tell me BEFOREHAND that it's going to be a joke so that I can get it, and I've decided that sense I'm not funny, to stop trying to be. I think it's better for everyone if I do.
How horrible is that though? At least I have SOME brain power left to realize it and stop making a fool of myself sometimes. Blech!
*pokes the evil anonymous person for good measure* jerk