so smidgey mc liederhosen. why are you in such a good mood? did you get laid? you LESBIAN!!! your feet smell like mouldy cheese and your face looks like a big smelly bum.
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:O SQUIDGEY MC LIEDERHOSEN!!! you big fat SLAG!!!!!!! sam is a MAN with a PENIS!!! EW, GROSS. LESBIANS DON'T LIKE PENISES. EWWWWWWWW. YOU PENIS LIKING LESBIAN. YOU HAG FAG. YOU FAG HAG. YOU SLAG FAG HAG. YOU FAG SLAG HAG BLAG SHAG HAG!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAINMEATS!?
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wait. scrap those last two comments, they're a load of old bollocks.
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if you actually bother to read these, you deserve a slap in the brain. because you've already read them. i know you have. you're reading over my shoulder as i type them up. you FUCKING RETARD BRAIN.
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so. moon. are you watching brat camp?
are you sitting behind me, reading over my shoulder? are you a fag shag slag hag shag hag slag? does your butt smell like monkey cheese? do you even care? sam will never love you. you're a slag fag. or maybe, for that reason, he'll love you forever. if so, he's a slag fag hag. haha.
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by the way, i'm not wearing any underwear.
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another comment. you must be getting sick of these. TOO FUCKING BAD, SLAG FAG.
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last comment.
just wanted to tell you...
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anyway, i just wanted to tell you...
YOU SUCK ASS!
love big brother!
xxxxxxx
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