The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:	no
Do you party a lot? How often?:	birthday parties, alcohol free style
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:	i kill drug users for recreational purposes
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:	like iuah like not too much
Do you skip classes? How often?:	yes, too much i gotta stop or have tonya kick my ass
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:	hell no, protection is important, casual sex is dirty
Do you steal?:	wish i didnt, i'm slowing it down big time. i had the opportunity to alot of times at the flea market today but didnt
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:	no
Do you drool over celebrities?:	not really, jennifer love hewitt, zang ziyi, lacey chaubert, angelina jolie
Do you watch a lot of TV?:	too much wish i could stop
Do you ever watch the News?:	yes
Do you even care about world issues?:	sometimes
Do you read books often?:	since i've met tonya i read alot more. thanx baby
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:	failed all but one
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:	yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?:	used to smoke cigars and then i quit cause it's dirty and now i get pissed when people cant quit cause i smoked for two years really hardcore then i just quit completely
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:	malls, tho i like truck stops
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:	not since i've been with tonya
Do you cuss a lot?:	since i've been with tonya
Are you desperate to fit in?:	hell no, although somehow i seem to fit in
Are you intelligent?:	i'd like to think so
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:	what about it, occassions call for it.
Black eyeliner?:	when appropriate
Black eyeshadow?:	on stage yes
Black trenchcoat?:	own one, and look really cool in it
Black boots?:	nope, wish i did
Black fishnets?:	borrow tonya's
Black nail polish?:	hells yeah, but only on my middle fingers
Cigarettes?:	hell no, that's bullshit to say all goths smoke, goth is a lifestyle about medievil times, before cigaretters were around, jackass
Heavy metal music?:	yes, yes, yes
Marilyn Manson?:	no, no, no
Kittie?:	so hot, want to touch the heiny
Cradle of Filth?:	mirror mirror on the wall who's the blackest of them all?
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:	that's definitly a stereotype
Do you like to be seen as:	seen as what, dumbass?
Are you an intellectual?:	sometimes, i will say that that stereotype seems to be true, and it's something to be proud of
An atheist?:	nah, thats too boring
Horrible home life?:	not horrible, bad sometimes
Hopelessly depressed?:	used to be, thank you tonya
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:	used to be, yet again thank you tonya
Self-mutilation?:	used to be, yet again yet again thank yoiu tonya
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:	aint got none, but one shirt, LUMBER JACK
Big black boots?:	yet again, wish i did
Mohawk?:	for about thirty seconds when i get my hair cut
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:	dont like piercings
Loud, confident and opinionated?:	yes
Wild hair colors?:	is black wild? (hey, i dyed it this colour, doesnt that make me cool)
NOFX?:	no talent, very entertaining, but a true punk wouldnt listen to them so i guess the person who made this wears abercrombie
Rancid?:	tru punk, i play bass and this bass makes me shit my leather thongs
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:	nah, too much wasted time
A:	b?
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:	120 or so
Do you watch a lot of sports?:	i consider bands to be a sport cause it's competitive and a workout so i watch alot of music videos
Play a lot of sports?:	foot ball with the boys back in the day, and now i have a band
Talk a lot about sports?:	bands?
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:	bands?
Are you arrogant?:	i try not to be
Are you a male or female whore?:	i'm a female whore
Are you homophobic?:	i got mad cause i gay guy with a crush on me wouldnt grab my butt even tho i told him he could, you tell me
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:	i dont believe so
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:	i am insecure cause i have such a beautiful girl friend and everyone is trying to steal her
Boobs = yes?:	i like boobs
Parties = yes?:	parties = gay?: yes
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:	no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:	sometimes, only for my baby tho
Have you ever been on a diet?:	twenty one day sickness
How much did you lose?:	60 lbs
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:	couldnt keep food down cause i had the flu and then my stomach shrunk so i couldnt eat as much
Make yourself throw up?:	nope, throwing up makes me cry, and it's painful
Make-up?:	yes i wear makeup, for show, yeah show
Low-cut tops?:	my girlfriend's shirts
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:	double a according to my sister
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:	what hair
Giggle a lot?:	only for tonya
What's the deal with boys?:	we want someone to kiss our necks, take our shoes off, be faithful, and the occasional sexual favor (bj) and for that you'll get presents surprises and all the oral you want
Thongs?:	not hot anymore, string bikini's and booty shorts are now officially... the shit.
Pretty bras?:	i like pretty bras, lacey ones or ones that match the panties
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:	funny to read
Who's the weaker sex?:	girls have control over boys and give birth, men are weaker
Are you a feminist?:	nope
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:	nope
How often do you shave your legs?:	once in my life
How about your armpits?:	i tirm them
Are you emotional?:	very
Especially when on your period?:	on my what now
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:	if you are truly original you will be accepted
Independence or Companionship?:	independent of establishment, but love of another
Stability or Freedom?:	are you saying that having a steady relationship ruins your life, it's the best thing that has ever happened to me
Personal or Interpersonal?:	personal
Introvert or Extrovert?:	i'm an extrovert, but i dont think too many people know what that means
Popularity or Isolation?:	you cant classify life into two categories (watch donnie darko)
Unique or Loved?:	you cant be loved for being yourself, i was never excepted until i started being myself
Understood or Individual?:	why cant an individual be understood, this section of the survey is downright shitty
You or Them?:	us or them

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