I'll take "sick minds + raging hormones" for $200

"So, this Emperor was able to erect the temple before being overcome by his subjects?" "No, I think he was overcame, then the subjects erected the temple." "Which came first, the erection or the overcoming?" "The erection definitely came first." Haha.
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ok, i get it, you find it annoying that I use "phone" as a verb. jeez.

i don't get it.
[Anonymous]
i don't get it.
[Anonymous]
ok definitely get it now.
[Anonymous]
I am so diggin' the green, for that is my most favourite of colours.
hey hey i love ur diary..how do you take off the underline in the links and how do you make them glow? thanks
[dis0negirlx0]
[Anonymous]
Haha.

I like the change.

*Ash
your note in ash's diary about eBay made me laugh.

i just thought youd like to know

:]
ahahha your entries crack me up..your only 13? bummer. you seem waaay older than that. your a chillian, get at me ;D
[Anonymous]
GREEN!
[Anonymous]
By the way, the green looks cool!

[dra]
and what the hell is wrong with being Canadian, eh?
[kyra]
[Anonymous]
psshha, hes too much of a wuss to call me, or ask me at school.
[kyra]
[Anonymous]
Fine, you American.
wow
I'll take "new colors+approved" for $2 bajillion.

whoot whoot.

p.s., you're about to be added to my fiends list, so that i don't have to always type "korex" in the find diary box.

Out: Gretchen
[Anonymous]
lol. that's really funny.
[Anonymous]
unfortuneatly my last name is not earp...it is hough. [huff] pretty boring...

but my middle name is hopewell...i guess that makes it better.
[Anonymous]
i smiled. that's the first smile in probably two days. thanks, guy.
[Anonymous]
haha! thanx for the cheese cake. it was delicious! However, I recommend you never make one ever again... i found hair in it. :P take care.
[Anonymous]
hahaha awesome.. thanks for the explanation :o)
[Anonymous]
relient k rocks ! <3
[Anonymous]
um... yes.

hey
wow yur pretty good looking for your age, and you and kyra and dra are the same age.

you should get together with one of them lol

just thought id put a good word in for my girls!

-Joey
[Anonymous]
Lol cool fun-E

K'
0k, see, that was an entry that had a point.

Teenagers are sick little freaks.

how hard was that?
WAIT! nevermind, don't answer!
I don't want to know.
<<---you can delete [kyralea] off your friends list.

the person who owned it escaped from the mental institution and was never found again.

either that, or she asked scott to delete it. and he did. becuase he rocks.

uh...yeah.
this was a chuckle and a half, thanks
what does hydrangle mean? hehe nice though.
[Anonymous]
yes


[heartxcorex]
[Anonymous]
haha.. your a cool kid man.
[Anonymous]
Great fun..being a muffin..would be...
[Anonymous]
funny, heh!
hey whats up? havent talk to you in a long ass time man!

well i just wanted ot stop by and tell you that "yes the erection DEFINITLY came first!"

Rena!
[Anonymous]
GASP! YOU SAID THE CUNT-WORD!
GASP! I SAID THE CUNT WORD!
GASP! I SAID THE CUNT WORD AGAIN!
OH DUDE.

green! yay!

ah haha, I love this new layout.

orgasmically fantastic.
Lol, I'm sure I will, just like your sexy voice lol

-Alex-
[dra]