I believe that the united states has been ignoring one major threat. Greenland. If you did not know, Greenland is very icy. (Thank you, Mighty Ducks 2!) If Greenland were to melt, this would raise the water level of the Atlantic, which could flood many low cities. I brainstormed, and realized that there is only one possible solution. Nuke Greenland. Now, I know what you're saying: "Nuking Greenland will melt it!" Well, I must say that I too thought of this, and I have a solution. Send Greenland into space. Yes, that's right, using the ninja powers of the government, we should be able to send Greenland into space. Just place rocket thrusters on various points, as illustrated in figure 13-B. Activating these rocket thrusters should send Greenland into space. But, "what about the people in Greenland?" you're probably thinking. Let me tell you: there are virtually no people in Greenland. The only people in Greenland are Eskimos, Penguins, and Jedi. And believe you me, Eskimos, Penguins, and Jedi will survive in space. "But, what if we don't have enough money for this?" you're probably pondering. Well, I, once again, have thought of a solution for this. Sell Canada. Yes, that's right. We just aboot own that country. We can sell the land to Russia or Lesotho or something, and those milk-baggers won't know the difference. We'll get a fat sum of cash, and we'll also be rid of our neighbors to the North. It's a win-win situation. Spread the word. Nuke Greenland.