I have completed Minesweeper on Expert difficulty. I have finally reached a higher pedestal of human existance. Across the world, leaders of countries instantly resigned and named me as their successor. I took over as the ruler of every single country and solved world peace. Minutes after completing this feat, I gained the ability to turn into a liquid and millions of orphans instantly found homes. I have now turned to a life of fighting crime and all that is dark and evil in this world. I am devoted to protecting the innocent and upholding justice. The world is safe once again.