Dead Baby Bonanza

by korex
Okay, so I have a lot more dead baby jokes, a few of which I made up. What's easier to get out of a truck: 500 bowling balls or 500 dead babies? The babies-- you can use a pitchfork! What's the difference between a baseball bat and a dead baby? Can't eat a baseball bat! What do bread and dead babies have in common? You can stick em both in the toaster oven! Whats the difference between quantum physics and baby killing? I can't do quantum physics What's the difference between sex and baby killing? I'm a virgin ...and here I am at 12:40am, printing out homework and the like, laughing my arse off because I fricking love dead baby jokes.
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that's soooo gross. ;)
the joke: what did the deaf and blind little orphan get for christmas?
the answer: cancer.

-girly-
[Anonymous]
p.s.- i just checked your user info! not even a week ago i was saying to my friends that waffles should be used for sandwiches and things, like peanut butter and jelly! they laughed at me... but you rock! wow... go waffle!
Thats -- funny......... and sick.......... but really. its funny. LOL.
[Anonymous]
i shouldn't be laughing at those jokes.
[Anonymous]
that was kate there up.
[Anonymous]
So funny, it borderlines on creeping me out.
You know whats funny about sarah mcglaughlin? Her cousin goes to my school... excellent singer too.... one of the losers though.
[Anonymous]
you should read blahblahblah's diary. because he likes socks. it's in his user info. i think he is your soulmate.

ciao
Yo, Korex, don't do it! Kate and I just clicked on blahblah's homepage and it's a virus!
I take back what I said about blahblahblah.

Not a cool guy. Don't click on his "Webpage" link, because it's maddening and it might even put a virus on your PC. Be careful, dude.

ciao!
damn, kid! how do u get so many comments? :( I prolly have about 12 in my whole diary, and you have like..... a kajillion! MEHHH!
[Anonymous]