Gone with my bullets

I now know why the civil war started. Because Scarlett O'Hara Kennedy whined so much such that the Union soldiers went on a full-out rampage to hunt her southern ass down. Gone with the Wind is a terrible, terrible movie. There's nothing worse than being forced to see four and a half hours of a southern belle whining in school. Oh no! Her husband died in the war! Oh no! She ate a poisoned carrot! Oh no! She has leprosy and all of her family members have died of the bubonic plague, including her cat, fluffy, who was shaved and hung on her chandelier after she entered the house after leaving her fourth husband who was an acoholic! I mean seriously, want some cheese with that whine? *BANG BANG* Hah, does your face hurt? Oh, and by the way. It's valentines day, and I dont have a valentine. I mean come on, I'm such a heart throb. Haha. And, I've got something else throbbing...in my pants. Ladies, I'm talking to you. Rawr. In another news flash, nobody can take a joke. Haha.
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I just wanted to say sorry for my last comment..i didnt even mean it. My friend and I were pissed off so we were leavn stupid comments on peoples' jounals. Everyone is perverted...it was a funny joke..sry.
Katrina again. (::note from alex: -_-::)
Gone with the Wind is a classic and should not be dissed. (::I beg to differ::) Anyway...GWTW just shows us all our feminine side (I'm surprised you watched it) and we should all take into consideration its effects (::...what are you talking about?!::) What am I talking about? Oh yes- GWTW never mind.

Katrina
[Anonymous]
G-Unit.
[Anonymous]
Gone With The Wind is a retarded movies its just stupid.
[Anonymous]
"Of all of the friends in the world...you're one of them." What did that remind you of?
Peeing on the hydrant...and you wrote that stuff on the 13th making it the day before Valentine's not the day of. Does your face hurt? No. Well it's killing me! (right? that's it!)~(we always joke around about that one)
What the hell is up with that old-timey car? haha
Heh i got your Joke its cool. and gone with the wind is a terrible movie and book. i never even read the book, my friend did for english and she said it was horrible...

Happy V-Day anyways (i know what it's like to be lonely on v-day... guys are freakin gay [no offense])
[Anonymous]
umm.. ok! the first thing i thOught was "umm.. this kid is weird!" lOl!
[Anonymous]
at my very very first recital when I was first starting the music biz, when I was 7 or 8, I dropped all my music all over the floor about four times, and all the parents laughed at me. :-( Fuckers.
There were a freakin lot of freakin parents in the freakin concert hall, too, freakin.
I've performed in front of a lot of people, but 1700? Ouch! You must be really pumped for that. I would love to be under that much pressure. It gets the old adrenaline pumpin'. ha.
I bet stand up is way more fun than having some faggety-ass band teacher force you to play an extended-solo in front of a crowd of restless parentals who only came to see thier kids play, becuase he thinks you have talent.

(continued)...
Nice. Hahah.
Atleast someone has a sense of humor. I needed a good laugh, thanks man.
the tampon brand is most def. KOTEX not KOREX! lOl!
[Anonymous]
i think friday the 13th gives good luck to all the awesome people. such as ourselves.
lol- that's great.
AMEN!!!!!
That movie can burn along with "Johnny Tromain" and the other horrible movies i've seen in my lifetime (most of them documentaries in school)
but agh- 4 and a half hours?!
Poor child.
lex
[Anonymous]
yeah i was just joking. I guess when it is writing you just cant tell about stuff like that. Dont worry I dont think your a perv...I kno much much worse.
haha
[Anonymous]
what is kOrex?
[Anonymous]
sand in the fajitas?
yea, it does make sense, loads of sense in fact. all thou it isnt nice coz the other person could b lyin and u could say yes and then that person could laugh at u. and then they tell the other person and then they just com up 2 u and their laughin, laughin, laughin....
ur a pretty funny kid man... and that hat is rocking man.... all right dude...
[Anonymous]
andre = heart throb hottie extreme hotness man. *fans self*

i had a valentine, but he is far far away at the moment. if i had known that you were valentineless, too, i would've filled out an application to be yours.

i'm able to take a joke. sometimes i just prefer not to.

hah..ahha..pants..
haha funny kidd. that movie is deathly horrible =P
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[Anonymous]
I can take a joke. I chuckled.
Jeebus Chroost, that would be sweet. Not only do you get dibs, but you get 30 bucks and a complimentary coffee just becuase you so fly, dawg. And by "fly", I mean flew all the way up to freakin 'Peg city for a cheap-ass gig at some cheap-ass Jazz Cafe you heard about from someone on the online diary community you're a part of.

...make that 40 bucks and two complimentary coffees.
Heh.
Sounds VERY romantic.


--'Felix'--
DUde can u say PERV and that ain't gunna get u ne!
Diagnoses: There's a heart in your pants. That, sir, is some kinky shit.
BANG BANG!!
[Anonymous]
whoops. I'm illiterate.

I mean serouisly. How could anyone spell "sireously" wrong? Its like, impossible, dude. Sroiesluy.
I'm one of the lucky ones... *coughcoughwheeeze*... I made it out alive, without having to see the entire *choke* thing... water...


was it seriuosly that bad?

Oh, and according to your user info over there:
<---- you're a girl.
When'd you get a gender switch? :-O
DAMNIT. Now I want one.