Everyone but Michael Phelps got SERVED!

by korex
Well, the Olympics have come and gone. And then they'll come again, and go again. But they were fun while they lasted. The USA annihilated the competition for the third Olympics in a row. And that includes Canada. Bitches. Michael Phelps was chasing Mark Spitz's record of 7 gold medals. He got 6 gold and 2 bronze. I heard someone on the radio the other day calling Michael Phelps "a disappointment". He beat the entire nation of Paraguay in the backstroke alone. Michael Phelps is no disappointment. >> Refer to the figure before jumping to conclusions: Michael Phelps is greater than Paraguay (is greater than Greenland). Did you know that Greenland didn't even compete in the Olympics? Hell, that means I tied them! I am of equal athletic prowess as Greenland. How about that, bitches? The penguins can't even beat the USA basketball team! I suppose they'd be better at the winter olympics, anyway. Seeing as their country is a fucking tundra and all.
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hahaha im taking a piss on the hydrant....no someone else was still seeing the old one like an hour after i put the new one up....but thanks
[Anonymous]
Ali is very tall, and I am extremely short. Why might you be asking?

And yes, that is the order of stuffs.
Michal Phelps is one GOOD LOOKING man! I was ADDICTED to olympics this year, what with him and Ian Thorpe.

ahh, only another 4 years..

kimble
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[Anonymous]
i'm somehow confused. does the country in figure 13-b have pimples?
nice sit.
[Anonymous]
you're cool
Hey,
Yeah thanks for that, i'm kinda a lil dramatic about things so i'd usually blow it out of proportion anyway :)
xxx
Sammy
wow...ur in need of an update mister :D

but yeah i just thought id stop by and say hi...so hi!!!

xkrystalx
Hell yes.

To everything.

Bitch.
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i live in oregon. and i moved from wisconsin not too long ago. and i was born in minnesota. i have this crazy midwest accent going on, i guess. i get made fun of incessantly, but they say they like it. strangely enough, they also say my brother has no accent.

crazorz.
see, i don't think i have an accent, either, but apparantly i do. oregonian accents sound like southern accents. they have crazy drawls. and they call bags, "sacks". hahaha. sacks.
thanks for the congrats... I liked the commercal too that whys i put it for my name.. lil humor, seems to me your the only one who gets it though..LOL .. people are such dorks these days
Well, Korex, Gretchen and I speek a rare aberigional language that about 0.000000001% of the world knows. We speak this language when we have secrets to tell eachother.

jk.. its that ubi dubi language from the PBS show ZOOM. Don't you watch it?? Or are you a cable-satalite brat??

lol.. i have 4 channels.

:((((
thanks for the welcome. you make me laugh. yup. nice diary. --Kat
[Anonymous]
oh ho, that was damned witty, my friend. damned witty indeed. just like french people.
i've probably heard that saying five dozen time since last friday. it's a popular one out here. you can basically say "______ as a Frenchman with a nutsack!" and put in any adjective you so desire. it'll work any way you put it. those nutsack-toting frenchman got it goin' on.
Whats "annihilated". Its a big word.

I didn't watch more than a total of 30 seconds watching the olympics this year. They're so boring.

I went to the US. Damn u guys are expensive. it was like... 3 bucks AMERICAN for a can of pringles.

ass.

They were good though.
I feel so cheap.
-Steph-
You know why Greenland didn't have anyone in the Olympics? Because Greenland is a self-governing part of Denmark, which came out of the fray with two golds and six bronzes. Of course, I really doubt any of those medal-winners were from Greenland anyway, so your point is still valid.

Clever man you are.

Have a great day. :D

*Ash
Hey--uh, thanks for the comment. :)
[Anonymous]
oOo ok lol thanks .. im kinda slow... lol
xoxo
lmao! no not about the topleft pic about ur entry....it confuzzles me....ur 2 smart lol
thank you for commenting. just hard times have a bad effect on me. im gonna add you to my friends list. you can add me. ill talk to you later.
dani
[Anonymous]
you definitely should see it.
yea ill pretend i undertood what u sed lol ty! cookies n cream does kick ass!xoxo
WAAAAAAA
[Anonymous]
Yes, me also.
Andre = genius.
Andre = genius.
oh, you silly kid.
[Anonymous]
I was always amazed that greenland is icy and iceland is green.

people are so cunning like that.
lol, that's good stuff. The USA basketball team sucked!! AAARGH! i was sooo disappointment. I heard they were so bad that they were sent to Greenland and the Penguins are their new coaches. *tear* That's sad.
Canada hardly won any gold medals. If there was a medal for snow-shoeing or maple syrup producing, we'd beat the USA's sorry rich ass from here to Europe.