Orlando Bloom. He is famous in the states for 2 movies, and I guarantee you he didn't get big because of the pirate thing. He got famous because everyone looks sexy in elf ears. Think about it: Orlando Bloom himself is not that hot. He's just known for wearing elf ears. When I first stumbled upon the fact that Orlando Bloom is cool because of elf ears, I thought it was a coincidence. But NO! This isn't a coincidence, it's a full-fledged theory. Of mine. I've always thought Liv Tyler was pretty hot. Even though there are other hotter actresses, she's always stuck out. Then I realized why: she has worn elf ears. although she looks sexier in the shower in Jersey Girl. Okay, I'll admit that Will Ferrel isn't hot. But he wasn't given the power of hotness by the elf ears. He was given the power of awesome. And hey, I have (somewhat) pointy ears. Why? Because I kick ass. Somewhat. Modesty does not come with elf ears. Although the elf ear theory (conspiracy?) is well-tested, there's still one exception: Although he is an elf, democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich is far from sexy. Except when he's in the shower in Jersey Girl.