Dipsie was a Reefer

by korex
I was talking with Gretchen today, and we came up with the conclusion that the teletubbies are just one huge drug reference. Like, the purple one, "Dinky Winky", is a metaphor for the effects that some drugs have on men. And, the blue one, "Cocainey", was a huge metaphor for cocaine addiction. When all of their tummies would light up, that's when they had the munchies. Those rabbits are just LSD-induced hallucinations, as is the baby sun. Which, of course, makes the vacuum cleaner the DEA. It's all so clear now...
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thank you for the message. i have done as you've told. woot.

~k
awww hahah i'm so gullable i actually believed its name was cocainey!!! hahahhaa gaaaaa. i was thinking geez where was i when this happened?!!?
i know its 16 in most places. my fuking govnr suks ass.
whoa- i never thought of it that way...creepy
lex
[Anonymous]
haha...nice interpretation..tho i dont believe theres a blue one....allz i know is the purple one is gay...i mean hes the only one who carries a purse...idk, them pbs folk...not good news at all, heh...well have a good one buddy..later
-cassie
dude, yes! In response to your note, Target IS cool, and I could live there too! Wanna go move into their camping section, we could live in tents. We could bring other cool people and start a tent villiage and eat taco bell everyday.

Target is way better than Wal*Mart, I thought that even before Wal*Mart was a corporate asshole.
I will leave Pizza Hut to you, because I am not big on their cuisine.
that's wut i plan to do

MyKryptnite
[Anonymous]
I think you should tell madeforsilver that I would like to read her journal, as at this time I cannot because it's friend's only viewing status. I am sad because of this. Now I will go cry into my tapioca.

Actually, I don't even like tapioca.
PS: since her name is Katie, I think she may have a soft spot in her heart, being our names are the same. Many people call me Katie you know, tons.

Millions even.
wait a second, one of the teletubbies was actually named cocainey??? hahaha
you've got to be kidding me...
ok, i really answered your question this time, just check the entry called Five Pin Bowling: The Game of FUN!
very nice
lol
Ali
"you get to have sex whenever you want?"

well, granted, if you have your own place, and someone to have sex WITH. other than that, it's the life of masturbation. but still, the privacy of your own home rocks.

marie.
They make me so fucking jealous.

I wanna see babies in the sun, and bunnies! And I wanna live in a bubble with a vaccum cleaner! And I wanna carry around a purse full of god-knows-what! AND I WANNA DRIVE A SCOOTER! and I want my tummy to be a television set! And I wanna be obese and still be called cute! And I wanna be an unusual colour! And I want some creey narrator guy to give play-by-play action of my life! and I want a
...twirly shape antannae thingie on my head! And I want to skip around all day humming some pansy-ass tune and picking flowers! And I want to be sheilded from the scariness and drama of the outside world in my nice little happy place full of sunshine and happiness! RAGGGHHH! I NEED DRUGS NOW! WHERE'S THAT HAIRY GUY IN THE TIE-DYE SHIRT WHO SITS IN THE BACK OF CLASS STARING AT HIS HANDS WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!
thanks for the advice ma'am.


...er, are you wearing a tie-dyed shirt? I'm getting desperate here. :-S
I put on my pants in the morning just like the rest of the world. Except when they're on, I make gold records.

It goes a lil' something like that.

=D =D
[Anonymous]
i will try my best to carry on said legacy. i'm sure it will be quite easy, however, because of my great obsession with pies. but to buy them from such a piece known as the flamingo...i think i may die with anticipation before i can fulfill your wish.

i shall try my very best, though.

~katie
Okay its really weird that someone quoted the bible. Could God be on the Teletubie's side?
kimmmmble
[Anonymous]
And barney is the pimp of very, very underaged children.
He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him
[Anonymous]
makes sense.
And he hath shall be shitfucked hath be retarded.
true that.

-Kate
[Anonymous]
oh my dear goodness..

i don't know why no one noticed this before. it seems so obvious now. but i do suppose you and gretchen are quite the geniuses...so it's no wonder you two figured it out.

i bow to you.

*bows*

take care kiddo! and keep up the updating.

~katie
thanks i needed that.
[Anonymous]
whenever i hear the teletubies i'll think of that.
hey, its all blueish. I likey a lot.
yeah... i had this sinking suspicion a long fucking time ago. my mom tried to get me to buy a teletubbie and i freaked out in the store. you have pretty brown eyes
yea! and they take orders from a telescope is it??

BAH! its messed!
why, thank you! thank you very much.

i must say i'm already missing the reindeer-korex picture. i don't think i can't wait an entire year for it again.

what other holidays do you dress up for?

~K
i nominate easter as well. i think bunny ears would be very becoming on you.
*deep sigh of relief*

phew...

all is well again. i can rest easy now. you had me worried for a moment. i mean..no easter..? that's crazy talk
maybe we can start a new tradition of easter present giving. we'll be super hip trendsetters. it'll be bigger than x-mas. i can just see it.

~k
[Anonymous]
hey i juss got ur comment from my diary, i want to be a famous singer and actress. keep in touch. -Becka
[Anonymous]
That was most likely the best conversation pertaining to Teletubbies that I've ever had.

I ALMOST just had a misplaced modifier, but then I fixed it.

Now you just have to watch Boohbah, and we can figure out what that's all about.

AND I saw Squeeze on Bands Reunited last night. They didn't reunite. Sad.

"Tempted by the fruit of another..."

Out: Gretchen
[Anonymous]
In what way are penguins and badgers pensive?

Just because they come from totally different continents. You can't totally judge an animal on where it comes from, that's racism!

::insane laughter::

Sorry, took that a bit far : D
// and where do you place yourself andre? //