The Pink elephants are coming

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Feeling: icky
yea...my life is so boring... yesterday, started my work out w/rach. 3 times a week...yay. went to a party, my friend had some guy buy me special drinks, sice it was my first time REALLY drinking and i hate beer. had some zima xxx...the orange one. it wasnt bad at all. had one, went home, had another. wow. i only had 2 and i still managed to kinda stumble into the bathroom wall. last night i slept alot better than i have recently. maybe the alchy helped?? all my friends are now like...omg...holy shit...lorens drinking. ian called today, he's home, he got something for me but he wont tell me what it is, and im not going to see him until thursday. he slept all day today and has stuff to do for college tomorrow. but he said that since i wated to go, hed go with me, cort, and greg to go see red white, and boom (some huge ass firework thingy they have here in columbus...ive never been so im kinda excited) so yea....thats the last 2 days in a nut shell really. o yea...i layed out this morning and i got visually harassed by the lawn waste removal dudes...lol...whatever. slap that ass!!
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hmm i made an advice diary i know everyone is doin them... but if u want to talk ever i would love to chat with u...but i also want tu to know if u talk to me i will be able to talk to u : )
[Anonymous]
When are the pink elephants coming? Wait are they suppose to come when you drink? I never see them! Not even a penguin like in Billy Madison. It's not fair that I don't get to see cool animals. I bet Ian was looking all the time he was there for something for you. I'm sure you'll like it. Besure to thank him with lots kisses and hugs. Why else would he buy you something other than to get kisses and hugs from you ; ) ::slaps ass:: Later