My hottie, security guard wore an orange trench coat today.I made my own facial right before his eyes. I stole his hot-glue gun. The white, milky substance burned my lips astray. Join Club Ossified. I'm too distrait to do homework. I can't stop thinking. about... when dinnah's gonna be served. I found someone who respects me, and makes me feel gravid all at once. Cups of spoilled milk, ruined our magic carpet ride. I'm so obsessed with Mean Girls. Cady: She's not even that good looking if you really look at her. Janis: I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs. Kelsey's Quote: "It probably fell out of your ear earlier....so you'll NEVER find it." irolo and meh are fucking talented.