This is a perverted entry. Just warning you. I'm just going to come right out and say it. I need to get some. Like...now. I don't care if shes fat, skinny, hairy, bald, blind, deaf, retarded, live, dead...its all the same to me. I just need to hump something female. Okay, I really wouldn't go that far. Most of that is just sick actually. I still have my standards...but I'm seriously gettin' tired of this. I mean...my right hand, while ever faithful, just isn't the lover of my dreams. And I'm beginning to suspect that she might be cheating on me...does that make me gay? Haha, just joking. I'm having trouble meeting women around my home that don't suck. Luckily, I think one of my friends is gonna hook me up with one of her friends soon. And she knows some hotties. And I just found out that next month my parents are leaving for Las Vegas for 10 days. Fuck yes. I'm totally gonna party my ass off. And I am gonna do whatever is in my power to prevent sleeping alone. Not really...because that would include illegal shit...which I am completely against. And I don't believe in taking advantage of girls. Thats just not cool. But just the same, I'm gonna try and find me a girl. Hell, maybe it will turn into a serious relationship...who knows? But I don't know if I really want to start one of those. For a long time I was completely against the idea...but lately, I've been warming up to the concept again. I dunno. I guess I'll just wait and see. Oh and I recommend this song. Its fucking good. Got a nice little beat to it. Kinda funny too. "Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, Callin me, all the time like Blondie Check out my chrissy behind It's fine all of the time Like sex on the beaches, What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?"