Goddamnit

Feeling: grr
This entry is like my dick. Short and to the point. I have to take a drug test tomorrow for a job. I should pass..its been about two weeks. Hopefully that will be enough. I have a relatively fast metabolism so, things should work out. But just for reference...this sucks balls. What business is it of theirs whether I smoke pot or not? Its totall bullshit. Just because I do drugs, doesnt mean I'm gonna do them while I'm fucking working. Thats like saying people that own guns shouldn't be able to have jobs either because they might bring one to work and shoot someone. Its the same logic and its fucking retarded. And I'm pissed off. Goddamnit. I'll show you a piss test, you can fucking swallow it you corporate assholes. To me, it violates the 5th amendment...by forcing people to incriminate themselves...which is horseshit. If I had money...I'd walk into that place tomorrow smoking a big fattie. I'd flick it at the bitch at the desk and say "Fuck you, take your job and you're fascist bullshit back to Nazi Germany." But...I need the money...so I've got to swallow my pride. I won't have to take any of this shit when I'm a pirate. I'll show those fucks. Ok so this entry is a bit longer than expected. Oh well. I don't have to hold any standard. Get off my nuts.
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hey captain blue balls..your funny..seriously..anyway im a whench so spank me..that was awful..anyway take care and leave a fucking commet sometime.
[Anonymous]
but i like being on your nuts! haha weel, good luck with the pirate stuff. i'd love to join ya...been thinkin about it...makin plans. oh yeah! im on top of this shit! and your nuts! woot woot! go me! weel, off to beddy bye for me. adios humano!
Alicia
[Anonymous]
Here's a trick drink lots of cranberry juise--it clears you out. Or at least my friend's dad seems to think so.
aww i noticed you listen to anti-flag..there good..suprise me..commet this asshole...j/k
[Anonymous]
eating a poppy seed muffin helps cancel out the drug in weed that they look for in the tests or whatever. i know someone who did it and it worked. just one will do...lol. i've also heard that weed stays in your system for 6 months...well good luck with that.
and yet, you still are...hmm...

guess it's not soo short after all.
no one's forcing you to pee in a cup... you do it yourself so no violation of the 5th, sorry. Besides they want to make sure you don't show up high dumb ass. Drugs affect behavior- otherwise you wouldn't do 'em and thats what they don't want. And don't tell me they don't affect you- thats horse shit.
[Anonymous]