Sexual Terms And Good Times

Feeling: horny
This is going to be the most perverted entry I've ever written. I'm just devoting this one to the awesomeness of this site: http://www.odd-sex.com/info/index2.htm And now, I'm just going to post a few of my favorites: Agalmatophilia(Malls are so sexy): arousal from statues or manikins; also called pygmalionism Agenobiosis(I hope this never happens to me): married couple who consent to live together without sex Aliphineur(It puts the lotion on the skin): person using lotion to arouse partner. Alloerasty(Porn, baby): using nudity of another person to arouse partner. Allopellia(All the pleasure and none of the work): having orgasm from watching others engage in sex Cunnilingus(I'm totally going to use this one the next time a seduce a young female. Coffee? Tea? Cunnilingus?: oral sex on a woman. (It just sounds so sophisticated) Procurer(Oh wouldn't I like to be one): a person or pimp who solicits or provides prostitutes for clients Alvinolagnia(Goo!): stomach fetish Cuckoldry(Sucks to be this guy): a man whose wife has sex or becomes impregnated by a man other than himself Pathicant(Fucked up): a minor who engages in anal sex with an adult Douches: rinsing out the anus or vagina with liquids. *See also George Bush; Amokoscisia(Hobo Knife): arousal or sexual frenzy with desire to slash or mutilate women Anaclitism(This one is just sick): arousal from items used as infant Analinctus(I know people that do this on a daily basis. They're called politicians): licking anus Anoraptus(Sounds like a dinosaur of some sort): rapist who only attacks elderly women Anthropophagolagnia(Sex and dinner in one stop): rape with cannibalism Selgolalia(Story time!): telling stories that include sex, or about the female genitals Pubephilia(hair in your soup?): arousal from pubic hair Enema cocktail(Disgustingly hilarious): drinking purged contents of enema Leno(Again, I wish I was one): male panderer or pimp for prostitute Lena(And for the ladies as well): female pimp, panderer or procurer for prostitute Three-legged bloomers(Gotta get me some of these): bondage underwear garment that has sleeve for head that opens to genitals of partner Maritate(Wish I could help) : Masturbation by female alone Ldrophrodisia(Shweaty Balls): arousal from the odor of perspiration, especially from the genitals Manuxorate(Me, unfortuanately): male using his hand to masturbate Mazoperosis(Makes me want to cry): mutilation of breasts Preblysis(Poor wittle fellar): premature ejaculation Psycholagny(I gotta figure out how to do this one): orgasm induced from psychic or mental stimulation Ipsism(Simple enough): Masturbation Ordune(More Porn): arousal from photographs of nudes or sex Smegma(This might make a nice insult to call someone this): secretions from gland under foreskin of penis or clitoris Idiosyncrat(Such is life): compulsive desire for sex Nympholepsy(I have this one every time I go out in public and see a hot ass): trance state induced by erotic fantasies Moriaphilia(Funny): arousal from telling sexual jokes Pederasty(Short and to the point): anal sex Harmatophilia(Odd, but cool): arousal from sexual incompetence or mistakes, usually in female partner Dogging(Interesting…): couples who engage in sex in their car while others watch from outside Kolpeuryntomania(Haha): stretching of the vagina Coprography(I AM ENGAGING IN CURRENTLY): writing obscene words or phrases, usually in public toilets. Polymorphous(Mmmhmm): having several forms of arousal techniques White slavery(Wait…what?): the sale of one race to another for purposes of prostitution Glory holes(LOL): a hole in a partition that allows a person on the other side to engage in sexual activity Siphnianize(Nasty): anal masturbation Olisbos(Just a new term): dildos Well, I hope I’ve educated you all…There will be a quiz later…Who am I kidding, I hate tests. I’ll probably add more definitions later, but for now, I’m done.
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very intresting hehe thats the doug that i know..
I've engaged in some of those but which ones??? :)
i cant believe you forgot ours...lets go rimming(joke)
Agonophilia: person who is aroused by partner pretending to struggle
Algophilia: arousal from experiencing pain
Sotadism: Anal sex with young girl
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[Anonymous]
thanks : ) how was your pee test?
lol, i don't take pee tests, even if i did, i wouldn't have a problem since i don't do drugs...lol, i only knew that because my drum teacher told me, he was a major pot head in high school and had to pass a few of those himself...lol. but i'll keep that tip in mind if ever needed...lol
-katie
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thats you....
yeah you do win good for you are a offial dick of all trades....

i love dead babies diped in blood...
i support Maritate...hell yes i do...
[Anonymous]
heyy im really bored...wow...umm thats intersting haha well i guess ill let u go now i like ur layout or whatever btw....byeee
[Anonymous]
great song,yess! well iam abut to go to sleep ttyl byee
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