Hey, ok this is not a real entry, I guess. Just wanted to tell you all that Santa Claus was or should I say IS fake. He’s nothing but a cookie/milk thief who pretends to leave you presents under your tree, when really they’re presents your family have been hoarding since June, and finally decided to wrap up and give to you. He tries to take credit for all that and on top of it, he owns a few whores downtown. Yeah, you heard me right. Santa’s a fuckin pimp. What with his big-ass belly and long hair, you never would have guessed it. But where the heck do you think he gets all the money he does to ‘supposedly’ give out gifts (that’s his cover up, when in fact he’s buying more food to feed his perverted do-nothing-all-day-but-eat-like-the-pig-I-am obsession). Yup, he gets money from his whores in downtown. You know, the ones that are usually dressed like some fucked-up midget, when they’re really elfies (female elves) getting paid to hump other fat men. He may look like your ordinary everyday fatassed, jolly, red-suited retard, but no…no, he’s beyond that. He pretends to be nice, and even ‘gives people gifts’, when really he’s nothing but a perverted old horny pimp. Well, I’m glad I got that off my chest…it was really bothering me. Anyway, Happy Holidays everyone, and remember, don’t trust the fat fuck who wears red and gives out candy canes; they’re probably tainted with jizz, and yeah…just trust me on this. Later zombies