I am 88% White
Trash.
Born in
a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white
trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means.I am 94%
Idiot.
I am such a
friggin' idiot. The good news is I don't care if I annoy people because I am too
stupid to realize it. I count with my fingers and live in ignorant bliss.
Weeeeeee!I am 100%
Asshole/Bitch.
I
am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my
lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.I am 99% Video
Game Addict.
I
got a problem, man. I may not find the answer to life in a video game. I need to
turn off the console or computer, go outside and try some reality for a
change.I am 7%
Metrosexual.
I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY
CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty
facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.I am 87% Evil
Genius.
I am pure
evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not
rest until all living souls bend to my will.I am 92%
Geek.
UBER GEEK! My mad skills would make Linus
Torvalds shake in his boots. But I seldom, if ever, get laid. Well, there are
always the web-cam girls!I am 84%
Raver.
I am a
SUPER Raver! I probably haven't slept in like 2 years, dude. Alright. P.L.U.R.,
baby! I am probably some kinda candy raver, huh?I am 82%
Emo.
Holy
gee whilikers... I am as emo as it gets... I will try to cheer the heck up and
stop wiping my nose on my sweater...I am 87% Metal
Head.
I was born with
the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all
things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car
keys.....I am 100% Internet Addict.
Whoa, am I ever addicted! I'm probably a little over weight with lots of acne, feeling lost, and alone, trying to escape from my sorry life with an internet life. I must crawl outta the basement, see