OKAY THE STORY OKay me and Justine were walking down main and i look down and see this rock and so i pick it up and justine says "hey thats one of those lucky rocks!!" and i say "Really??" and she replies "yeah, if u lick it, it will bring u good luck." so i do and it tasted very strange like ranch style beans gone awry. And as soon as i licked (still having the funny look apon my face from the taste of the rock) a gangsta in a beat up honda pulls up next to us. And he says "watchooo lookin' at??" and we reply "Nothing Sir." and so we were standing there and Justine was like 'WOAHHH!" and she bends down and picks up a stick. and she goes "ohhhh this is one of those lucky sticks, alls u have to do is sniff it and rub it against ur left foot!" I look at her in confusion and was skeptical at first to do it cuz the lucky rock did nothing. But being the "believer" that i am i do. And as soon as i do the sick and rock start shooting out star-like things and the gangsta in the beat-up honda grabs his cross necklace and starts screaming "DIABLO DIABLO!" and me and justine reply "WHERE??" and in a cloud of smoke from screetching tires the gangsta is gone. Feeling relieved that the scary gangsta is gone we decide to keep walking and justine says "Hey lets sing a song to make the walk seem like more fun" so i say "Okay, you pick the song!" and Justine starts belting out the "thong song" and i say "ummm how about a different one?" and so she starts singing "the weeny man". You know the one from camp... "I KNOW A WEENIE MAN! HE OWNS A WEENIE STAND! HE SELLS MOST EVERYTHING FROM HOT DOGS ON DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN! ONE DAY I'LL JOIN HIS LIFE! I'LL BE HIS WEENIE WIFE! OH HOW I LOVE THAT WEENIE MAN! BRING IT ON DOWN... WEENIE WEENIE WEENIE ON A BUN BUN BUN WITH MUSTARD TOO! UH *PELVIC THRUST WITH HAND MOTIONS*! WEENIE WEENIE ON A BUN, BUN, BUN, WITH MUSTARD TOO! UH *PELVIC THRUST WITH HAND MOTIONS*!" And as justine was doing the pelvic thrust with hand motions a guy accross the street says hey dont u be doing that on the street my kids are with me and they dont need to see that yet. And justine apoligized repeatedly and assures him she wont ever do it again. And as we were walking away Justine said "aww i remember the first time i learned the pelvic thrust... it was at camp in the woods with this bear." "Justine??? Why were u in the woods with a bear doing the pelvic thrust??" "well i had to go pee real bad and the bear came up to me and started doing it and i asked if we could do the hoke poke but he insisted on the pelvic thrust." "Ummm justine.." She interupts "ewww not a real bear... it was this really hairy guy at camp that i call bear!" "underneath all the hair u could tell he was cute!" said justine.. "uhh huh im sure!!" After a while me and justine started feeling back to normal... and soon realized the lucky stick was in fact a GIANT TUBE OF COCAINE! we felt a lot better after knowing all of this had been just a big scarey hallucination!!! ::THE END::