His Ass or the Holy-Shit-I-Got-Bored. diary entry Just scroll to the end if you want.. have you ever.. (x) smoked a cigarette -addicted- (x) smoked a cigar (x) smoked anything else (x) kiss a member of the same sex (x) crashed a friend's car (x) stolen a car (x) been in love (x) been dumped.. not really? -We all know that story..- (x) shoplifted (x) been fired (x) been in a fist fight (x)snuck out of parent's house (they're always into meee.._arrogance ) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (x) been arrested (x) made out with a stranger ( ) gone on a blind date (x) lied to a friend ( ) had a crush on a teacher (x) skipped school ( ) slept with a co-worker (x) seen someone die (vomit) had/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE/LJ friends ( ) been to Canada ( ) been to Mexico ( ) been on a plane (x) thrown up in a bar.. -BY a bar- (x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire (x) eaten Sushi ( ) been snowboarding -no snow- ( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace/LJ ( ) been moshing at a concert (x) been in an abusive relationship (x) taken painkillers (x) love someone right now (x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (no snow) made a snow angel (x) had a tea party (x) flown a kite (x) built a sand castle (x) gone puddle jumping (x) played dress up (x) jumped into a pile of leaves () gone sledding (x) cheated while playing a game (x) been lonely (x) fallen asleep at work/school (x) used a fake ID (x) watched the sun set ( ) felt an earthquake (x) touched a snake (x) been tickled (x) been robbed (x) robbed someone (x) been misunderstood (x) pet a reindeer/goat --there's a lot of fucking goats here. That's okay, they get use to the smell-- (x) won a contest (x) ran a red light (in school suspension count?) been suspended from school (x) had detention (x) been in a car accident (x) had braces (x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (x) had deja vu (x)danced in the moonlight (x) hated the way you look ALL THE TIME (x) witnessed a crime (x) questioned your heart (only for a blacklight collage) been obsessed with post-it notes (x) squished barefoot through the mud (x) been lost (never out the South) been to the opposite side of the country (x) swam in the ocean (x) felt like dying (x) cried yourself to sleep (x) played cops and robbers (x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers () sung karaoke (Nine dollars in dimes and nickles)paid for a gas with only coins (x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't (x) made prank phone calls (x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ( ) caught a snowflake on your tongue (x) kissed in the rain ( ) written a letter to Santa Claus ( ) been kissed under a mistletoe ( ) watched the sun set with someone you care about (x) blown bubbles (x if the river counts) made a bonfire on the beach ( ) crashed a party (x) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people (x) gone rollerskating/blading (x) had a wish come true (x) worn pearls (x) jumped off a bridge (x) screamed "penis" (x..shut up.) ate dog food (x) told a complete stranger you loved them (x) sang in the shower ( ) have a little black dress ( ) fucked in a park ( ) fucked in the bathoom ( ) had a dream that you married someone (x) glued your hand to something () got your tongue stuck to a pole (x) kissed a fish (x) worn the opposite sexes clothes ( ) been a cheerleader (x) sat on a roof top (x...sorta.) had sex at a church (x) screamed at the top of your lungs (xx) done a one-handed cartwheel (x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours (x) stayed up all night (x) didn't take a shower for a week (x) pick an ate an apple right off the tree (x) climbed a tree (x) had a tree house (x) are scared to watch scary movies alone (hell yeah) believe in ghosts ( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes (x) worn a really ugly outfit to school (x) gone streaking ( ) played ding-dong-ditch (x) played chicken fight (x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger (x) broken a bone --knuckes and fingers-- (x) been easily amused (x) caught a fish then ate it (I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE AWAKE!...ah, no?) made porn (x) caught a butterfly (x) laughed so hard you cried (x) cried so hard you laughed (x) mooned/flashed someone (x) had someone moon/flash you --he put his ass on the window..his ass..ass!-- (x) cheated on a test (x) forgotten someone's name (x) slept naked ( ) French braided someones hair (x) gone skinny dippin in a river (xx) been kicked out of your house -- He's back. Came to my work and afterwards we went back to my house and watched a movie. I went to sleep with my head on his chest and then woke up. Nothing happened, really, I just wont be able to sun bathe tomorrow wearing my bikini. :| What?