This guy walks out an antique shop carring this huge grandfather clock when a drunk staggers into him. The guy and the clock go down. When he gets back up he says "Why don't you watch where you're going next time" The drunk replies "why don't you carry a wristwatch like everyone else".. Yay for Dukes of Hazzard. That movie is badass. I finally saw it last week. Though supposedly I saw it when it was in theaters but really I went and got drunk instead. Yay for alchol. I remember the first time I drank moonshine. I think, it was either at school or at Sean's. School. yes. Me and a bunch people were sitting around outside and someone pulled out a coke bottle full of shine. Yeah, I'm a real hard worker you can tell right? Well anyway. John made napalm yesterday and burn most his hair off his face. It's cool though so we're going to make more and blow shit up. yay. And no, we're not the one's setting off firecrackers in the rich neighbourhoods so shut up. I don't do that sort of thing. In other news, my hearing sucks more. Guess what?? I got....engaged totally a suprise yeah? Yeah, I guess. Mary about tackled me in Hardee's when she heard and Jose was all 'yeah but he fucks guys on the side so watch out' Who cares as long as I get to see the video afterwards? I have cigerettes and that makes a Mina very happy. They're tiny. I'm use to 100s and these are shorts so they're midget fags. Hahah, fags. And yes, I'm predjuiced. >.< I forgot what this was about. o well. adios