To quote an entry I had in one of the first months of 2004 and also Jack Handey: The king threw back his head and laughed. He enjoyed a good laugh, and so did his wife, the queen. When she saw the king laughing she let out a big laugh too. In fact, she laughed so hard she broke her throne. This made them both laugh harder. Then they got serious when they remembered they had the plague. "The plague," said the king, but the way he said it made them both burst out laughing again. ------------------------------------------------ I've been feeling quite a bit off for the past week or so. Since yesterday I've felt like death. The weather is gloomy and I'm the closing manager tomorrow. I've spent most of my day playing the geo challenge game on Facebook and trying to get the #1 score in the Corvallis, OR network. I'm currently #2. What else have I done today? Hmm.. I was really in the mood to play some sort of low-to-no-movement-required Wii game, but instantly lost all motivation when I saw that instead the PS2 was hooked up with a work-out DVD inside. No, thank you. Using Frostwire and stealing hundreds upon hundreds of songs that I want to listen to. Eating some reduced fat Triscuits. Serving size: 7 crackers. Fuck that, seriously. I want at least 20. And then I remember I have the plague. I went to look for some chicken noodle soup in the cupboards. At some point, either my mother or my father felt it necessary to stock up on canned beets and cream of chicken soup. Not too appetizing at the moment. Oh! I got in a little accident with my car. Losing control of your car on top of an icy mountain is frightening. I'm fine and the deer is fine, but a section of guardrail and the right side of my car are scraped up a bit. Two new wheels, four new tires, a fresh alignment and $600 later, my car is back home with me. William wants to hang out again. Chill at his place or get something to eat at the casino in town. I said alright, but told him to expect nothing from me. We'll see how that goes.