College? Really?

I fucking got accepted! Nuclear Medicine Technology: The responsibilities of an NMT are varied and can include performing radiation safety and quality control procedures; preparing and administering radiopharmaceuticals; operating nuclear medicine instruments; positioning patients for imaging procedures; collecting, preparing and analyzing biologic specimens; and preparing data for interpretation. I'm trying to convince my friend Matt to go into it with me. Katie: nuclear medicine technology.. do it Matt: what is it? Katie: we can take the same inject-people-with-radioactive-stuff classes Matt: i like the sound of that Matt: injecting people with radiation sounds like a good time Katie: i expect it will be Matt: aww, so we have to treat cancer patients? :(:( Katie: not always. it's medical imaging for all sorts of stuff. like "take this pill so we can see your kidney stones!" or something Matt: KIDEY STONES!! Matt: Kidey? Katie: "I'm sorry.. what we thought were kidney stones.. are actually KIDEY STONES!!!" Matt: "We're not sure what they are yet. Just that you have them. You may turn into a child." Katie: "...or a cat-like golem creature." Matt: "You may disappear entirely. We just. Don't. Know." Katie: "You could develop super-human abilities like flying or laser-eyes or telekinesis.." Katie: "We just can't give you a straight answer. We have no idea." Matt: "We're actually going to leave. You frighten us to be honest." Katie: "Please try not to break anything or set things on fire with your eyes on your way out. And please don't forget to pay your bill at reception." Katie: "...Weirdo." We'd make good doctors.
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ROFL

A friend suggested I come here.

Thanks!

-James
lol. you go!