I fucking got accepted!
Nuclear Medicine Technology:
The responsibilities of an NMT are varied and can include performing radiation safety and quality control procedures; preparing and administering radiopharmaceuticals; operating nuclear medicine instruments; positioning patients for imaging procedures; collecting, preparing and analyzing biologic specimens; and preparing data for interpretation.
I'm trying to convince my friend Matt to go into it with me.
Katie: nuclear medicine technology.. do it
Matt: what is it?
Katie: we can take the same inject-people-with-radioactive-stuff classes
Matt: i like the sound of that
Matt: injecting people with radiation sounds like a good time
Katie: i expect it will be
Matt: aww, so we have to treat cancer patients? :(:(
Katie: not always. it's medical imaging for all sorts of stuff. like "take this pill so we can see your kidney stones!" or something
Matt: KIDEY STONES!!
Matt: Kidey?
Katie: "I'm sorry.. what we thought were kidney stones.. are actually KIDEY STONES!!!"
Matt: "We're not sure what they are yet. Just that you have them. You may turn into a child."
Katie: "...or a cat-like golem creature."
Matt: "You may disappear entirely. We just. Don't. Know."
Katie: "You could develop super-human abilities like flying or laser-eyes or telekinesis.."
Katie: "We just can't give you a straight answer. We have no idea."
Matt: "We're actually going to leave. You frighten us to be honest."
Katie: "Please try not to break anything or set things on fire with your eyes on your way out. And please don't forget to pay your bill at reception."
Katie: "...Weirdo."
We'd make good doctors.
A friend suggested I come here.
Thanks!
-James