Yes, that really is a question I was asked.
And yes, she was serious.
I also have that old Pepsi commercial song stuck in my head...
"bah bah ba-ba-baaah, bah bah ba-ba-baaahh."
You know, that one.
(the last ten seconds, really)
But now I'm thirsty for Coke.
http://duhpursuit.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/elephantsmoon.jpg
Fake picture, but pretty popular afaik.