Most of y'all SUCK!!! except two, one i don't know...

First off, before I answer your questions, I have to say that I was upset with the outcome of questions I got... for Christ's sake guys, two??? Is that all I'm worth here??? Two freaking questions??? Oh well... Anyways, I do have some answers for you two who left me questions, and here they are: The first question was: Q:Should i stay here in tennessee or should i go back home to NY? A:This one is very simple really, you just have to look outside of the box... I am reminded of my childhood with this because I had this exact same question running through my head. Should i stay here in tennessee or should i go back home to NY? Funny thing about this was, I wasn't in Tennessee, nor did I have a home in NY... so I'm a bit confused about why I was asking myself that... But hey, I was young and I needed the money...? Anyways... where was I? OH! Right, ok, so here's what you need to do. First, you need to get a huge tub of gasoline, ok? Then, after that you must pour it all over the Capitol building in Tennassee and set it on fire. After this happens, the cops will probably be looking for you and you will be a fugitive... fun life by the way... Now, after that you need to get outta the country because they will stop at nothing to find you and once you cross a border then you are free to go (or are you?). Go to Canada instead of Mexico, I mean I hate Canada, but there are alot less Mexicans there. Now, if you do that then you won't have to deal with choosing between Tenessee or New York, and it just makes things alot easier on you... Hey, I'm just trying to help you, I mean, that's what I would do... Now the second question was: Q:What's the point of asparagus? A:This one is very simple. I don't understand how you didn't know this one. Didn't you ever take health class??? It's where babies come from, duh...
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I have a question! Where do tootsie rolls come from?
Will i win the lottery, if i give 23 dollars to a mexican miget covered in thousand island dressing??? i have to know... someone said it works~Ryan
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