Ok, so it's been a while, eh? Alright, on to my next questions... The first one is simple: Q: Will i win the lottery, if i give 23 dollars to a mexican miget covered in thousand island dressing??? A: Yes... and that someone was probably me... This one's a little more difficult. Q: Where do tootsie rolls come from? A: I could tell you, but finding this oneout for yourself would be much more fulfilling my friend. First, to understand the tootsie roll, you must understand exactly why the tootsie roll is here. After you find the answer to this, then and only then will you be able to find out that they come from a candy factory, and are created by a large man named Barnabie... from his butt... but man are they tastey!!! P.S.: My pants just officially fell off...