You see a long, long time ago, in a magical land far far away called Canada, there lived this man named Susan. He used to go around refilling everyone's toilets for them so that when the Duke of Shit did his morning rounds they wouldn't get thrown in jail, for some reason... anyways, one day the Duke got wise to what Susan was doing and order a spy called Thumbleenah to follow him around. Thumbleenah didn't want to do it at first, but the Duke offered to pay him 10,000 coins worth in shit (which was their currencey at the time) to perform this task so Thumbleenah gallantly accepted. So he went off to find Susan and sure enough when Susan was found he was shtting in someone elses chamber pot. Thumbleenah told the Duke of his wrong doing and the Duke was furious. He immediately summoned Susan to him and they had a chat. In the middle of this discussion, Geoffery the court monkey ran in the room throwing fieces EVERYWHERE! Susan, seeing this as his only escape hid behing a huge pillar of poo until the coast was clear, and escaped to France where the Duke will never find him (because everyone smells like shit there). then, to disguise himself even more, Susan put on a tu-tu and danced in the streets for money. And to this day the Duke still searches for the shit fiend that got away. THE END.