Hey Mr. Jack, Do you have a couple of bucks to spare, Hey Mr. Jack, Do you even think they give a care, Hey where you at??? On the side of the building ready to jump, Why'd you do that??? Cause a police officer touched your rump!!! .... Hmm... I just ruined a perfectly good song, didn't I? for those of you who didn't know, that is NOT how the song goes... but i just felt like... putting it anyways... Poor Mr. Jack... he has such a generic name... however he has a great song modeled after him!!! so it's all good... too bad he's either dead or in jail now... oh well... if you have never heard the real song, then listen to it... you'll then know what i'm talking about... GOOD DAY TO YOU!!!