Listening to: the offspring - americana
Feeling: superior
well hello all people in the land of SitD...its sunny in scotland as u have prob gathered if u have read [kathy]s diary. ha ha dont u feel sorry for us, the sunshine is deffinitely something unusual to write home about!
anyway so i have had a realy good weekend so u lucky people all get to hear about it :o)
Friday
Well school was just the usual altho we got to go out last period and take pics of daed things and alive things for the easter assembly, lucky us huh :o) lol well ihad fun and it beats sitting in a class especially as it was WARM!!
yeah so Friday night was Chris and Lauras birthday party, hes 19 shes 16, it was "formal" so i had to tart it up a bit lol, i wore a coooool toop that i borrowed from kathy and my black jeans, thrilling. anyway there are pictures so i will try get them up here *somehow* was quite drunk as laura in her drunken state pouredme a morgans and coke in about a 50:50 ratio and me in my tipsy state didnt notice.
Someone got hold of a pen but i am pleased to anounce that nobody wrote "i love beastiality" on me this time, i was too sober :D laura drew a penis on my back tho which she later rubbed off in the bathroom ;p
i did a cool design on her arm which there isalso a picture of...all we need now is to find a way to get them on here, at the moment laura is holding the camera hostage from tim.
anyway at about 12 i noticed someone standing outside smoking "something" hmm i thought, i wonder what that is. he then stuck his head in the window and the room was fiulled with a wonderous smell... so i climbed out and well u can figure the rest out.
last summer we were sitting on the middle of the lawn and getting high. a rabbit ran past (or maybe it was a dog, the witnesses cant agree) and laura said she thouight it was a wolf. about 20 minutes later Kirstie exclaimed "a wolf!?!?!?" and much laughter followed.
anyway on friday night Isla (who was one of the wolf/rabbit/dog" witnesses) suddenly said "a wolf?" and everyone who knew what she was on about started giggling. Tom didnt know. We explained to tom who all knowingly informed us that it was infact a duck. 2 hours later (no exageration) we were still laughing about the duck. non stop laughing, i said nothi9ng more that "it was a duck" and Laughed ALOt for the entire 2 hours. it hink im insane.
anyway by 5am when i had still not amanaged to get any sleep kate decided to tell Lewis a bedtime story. i recorded it and tho its not very clear bits you can hear were... "there once was a joint" (what do u expect from Kate?) "it had a problem, its roach was too toyt" "i'll smoke yeeee!" "shit! the lighter doesnt work" "every good woods has a corner shop" "how, how kapowka - and the joint said hey what the who?and the red indian said yes i be who and i smoke you" (the joint ran away into a fire) "and the sweet smell of marajuana filled the air...and everyone......got high"
so that was kates story. it was funny at the time.
i tried to go to sleep but Bob decided that i needed to be force fed cider and vodka mix so i decided to go home. i dont think my mom was too impressed at being woken up to let me in a 5:45 but hey she didnt say anything.
Saturday
Woke up on saturday at about 9 o clock surprisingly hangover free WOO HOO :) the sun was shining an there was no way i was gonna stay in all day so :Laura and i decided to go to Starbucks for coffe (yep we got on the train to inverness with the full intention of going for coffee and thats about it) we never made it to starbucks tho but we DID make it to ben and jerries :o)
we bought face masks too.
when we got back to Avi we decided to have our v own barbeque so with a little asstance we got one going and sat outside till about 9 listening to japanese zen music and watching the stars...untill i heard a frog then we ran away inside.
it was v romantic lol, i was missing Lou :(
anyway so we went inside and did our face masks so i now had semi smooth skin lol and that was fun
Sunday
well it not over yet but i got home at 10 a and told my rents that as it was a sunny day we would be havin a bbq, so yeah had that, went 4 a bike ride wi my bro and not much else, its not over yet but hey i had a good weekend. well done if u got this far. if u didnt dont even try read the diary of the dude whos doing the FAQ!!!!
k buh bye im going to sit outside in the sun and wonder why Lou is in a bad mood cos he dont wanna tell me
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