did someone call the fagpatrol?

by siamesegun
Listening to: it dies today
Feeling: amused
i almost got arrested yesterday and i'm hella banned from the mall. i didn't like that place anyways. good thing my parents never found out.
P.S: family drama at this very moment. then people ask my why i don't like them. ha!
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oh shit
what the fuck happened?
i was just talking about gettin banned from my mall with my co worker last time..since we're on the third floor.. i was like..what if i were to spat from here and have my spit land on someone's head..would i get fired from my job?!?! and she was like..well you would get banned from the mall and your job IS IN the mall so you would probably lose your job...so i basically had to swallow my spit back...and also..you can work at my gap kids :]
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
huh!?!?!?!?!?!?
you didn't call last night and I was waiting because you said you would call the night before and i waslike...well i guess she's going to call.
don't be mad with me. pwease :/
what if i feed you a chocolate covered strawberry?
i know you want it!
:/

i didn't see any missed calls. i apoligize
and i don't listen to you.. right?
because I'm not your BF
mmmmm
oh BEST FRIEND NOT BOYFRIEND!
HAHAHAH oops :/
ima call you right now after i brush my teeth and take my vitamic C
:]
aight?