ah dear christ, yesterday was retarded. First I ended up in oakland and hung out at Ogre's, and was manhandled because i had earlier called Chris whilst he was at work and screamed "OGRE DOES ANAL" i got roughed up but it was worth it to let everyone that was in line for kettle korn know that the person they were buying it from enjoyed the occasional Santorum*. Then, Mr. Abraham. Christ. We were at his house playing madden and shit, just hangin out. then all of a sudden his aMOTAHTE MOM comes home, christ this bitch despises me ever since the "Dirty Pussy" incident. So i had to hide out in john's room until like 5:30 in the morning when the monster finally fell asleep. Steele did some reconissance and chatted the bitch to sleep. HAHAHA god that was the most horrible three house of my existance, stuck in that hot stuffy fucking room playing snood and writing "calee does anal" in secret places all over john's computer....secret places that i know only Calee will go...LIKE THE SNOOD HIGH SCORE LIST AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i got home at like 8am. Game Over. I'm going to ask this once. Calmly, yet sternly. WHO THE FUCK PUNCHED ME IN THE EYE LAST NIGHT?!@#!@O#JH!@$ *Santorum - A frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter, usually signifying the presence of anal sex.