(22:49:18) Brodie: Calee seriously scared me out of any future type relationship with any girl before it happened (22:49:27) Saint Anger: eh? (22:49:29) Brodie: yes (22:49:33) Brodie: shes made me scared of all women (22:49:36) Brodie: because (22:49:40) Brodie: i know theres crazier ones out there (22:49:43) Brodie: and damn (22:49:45) Brodie: thats sayin alot (22:49:56) Brodie: we just have to kill her (22:50:01) Brodie: and protect the male race (22:50:07) Brodie: because abraham is going to dump her one day (22:50:08) Saint Anger: agreed (22:50:12) Brodie: i fear for the next guy's life (22:50:19) Brodie: and after that (22:50:20) Saint Anger: i dont (22:50:22) Brodie: shes a fucking fungus (22:50:38) Brodie: shes there and she pisses you the fuck off but you CANT KILL HER (22:50:46) Brodie: we can... (01:46:37) Saint Anger: i should call callee (01:46:40) Brodie: be like (01:46:43) Brodie: can me and john chill (01:46:51) Saint Anger: no id be like (01:47:08) Saint Anger: "were going hunting...bring yer running shoes" (01:47:14) Brodie: HA! YES When Calee is in the room. 1. Do not speak unless spoken to, and make it short and to the point. 2. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT. 3. Do not make fast movements. 4. Stay out of her way (jumping and rolling is encouraged) 5. Do not attempt to talk to or look at John Abraham. 6. Do not attempt to speak to Calee's friends. *If rule accidently broken, begin violence with shampoo* 7. Leave As Soon As Possible and you shall remain unharmed.