*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap* LIFT YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT Do you still go to raves? Do you think Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a Grape Nut is? Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz? Are you "Hooked On A Feeling"? Are you hooked on gin and tonics? Are you hooked on fistin'? Are you "Hooked On Phonics"? Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex? Did you like the movie "Malcolm X"? Or do you own a record by Stryper? Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers? Were you born and raised in New Jersey? Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi? Are you deaf? Well if you are you can't hear me But what's the use of livin' if your ear's be Broken? Even if I spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me 'Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit No take that towel and hang yourself with it Life's short and hard like a body-building elf So save the planet and kill yourself If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Does your girlfriend look like the chick from "M.A.S.H."? Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker moustache? When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask? Ain't no Halloween party "Why's she wearin' that mask?" Does she got more chins than the Chinese phone book? Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook? Does she stick to linoleum when she squats? Does she look pregnant although she's not? Did you first see your boyfriend on "Cops"? (---! Or at a Star Trek convention or on top? Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's? Workin' third shift late New Year's Eve? Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels? Does he do kegstands until he hurls? Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille? Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail? Life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit No take that towel and hang yourself with it Life's short and hard like a body-building elf So save the planet and kill yourself If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out So take your life instead of takin' it for granted I'm thinkin' you should can it I think I'll help you plan it Live today like it's gonna be your last Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas I hope you take this the wrong way And misinterpret what I say Rewind and let me reverse it Backwards like Judas Priest first did CUZ LIFE IS A GAME THAT NOONE WINS BUT YOU DESERVE A HEAD START THE WAY YOUR LIFES GOIN SO THROW IN TEH TOWEL CAUSE YOUR LIFE AINT SHIT NO TAKE THAT TOWEL AND HANG YOURSELF A BIT LIFES SHORT AND HARD LIKE A BODY BUILDING ELF SO SAVE THE PLANET AND KILL YOURSELF IF YOUR FEELIN DOWN AND OUT WITH WHAT YOUR LIFE IS ALL ABOUT LIFT YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND BLOW YOUR BRAINZ OUT!@#@$@!#%$#(!% Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out