ok. shrooms = -creeped out lady at the store after i 'talked to her' over the sweeper. all movement, no speech. -talking with the random as i called him, passerby about how many power lines there were above me. -the way god flicks the lightswitch of activity in oakland. off on off on -SON OF A BITCH -seeing pregnant lauren who was looking for vicoden (for her boyfriends hand) then went to the O to call smokey and "have a beer or two" -primatively destroyed oranges i honestly stood on the sidewalk for 10 minutes attempting to catch the super mario mushroom hoping to achieve immortality. failed. Yes, you all caught me. I'm in love with Dara, what else can i say? A woman who is deep in a relationship with someone who could have me buried without any heads turning. Yes i've always wanted to trip head over heels with my ex-girlfriends best friend's alter ego. I LOVE HERRRRRRRRR. She makes me so happy with her never being around or calling me, the lack of stoned sex is fucking amazing, i especially like it when she's not there to comfort me after i get fired from my non-existant job. I love the way she doesn't look at me. I couldn't be happier when she doesnt cook me breakfast, or how she doesnt call me cute little pet names. On the other hand, i hate how she just off the wall starts maniacally laughing about the most menial shit. I hate how she just lets the computer play offense when playing madden. I hate the way she looks at me, i hate how we can pointlessly talk for hours about jack shit. i hate how she randomly blurts shit out yet somehow it makes sense. i fucking hate how she puts me in a good mood no matter whats going on. try an figure that one out. Steele drug some drunk bitch across Russia all the way to the United States.