(23:48:03) Darth Primus: i'm fed up
(23:48:10) Darth Jebus: i've had a few beers.
(23:48:17) Darth Primus: grats
(23:48:24) Darth Jebus: same to you bro.
(23:48:39) Darth Primus: I hate people.
(23:49:29) Darth Jebus: hey you too?
(23:49:31) Darth Jebus: so do i!
(23:49:44) Darth Primus: How do you put up with it?
(23:50:05) Darth Primus: Like
(23:50:16) Darth Primus: There isin't one person on earth that i don't have something against.
(23:50:25) Darth Jebus: you know i don't know.
(23:50:41) Darth Jebus: i think it might be that i don't connect myself with people on a certain level.
(23:50:47) Darth Primus: I don't care to
(23:50:51) Darth Primus: their below me
(23:50:54) Darth Jebus: ah
(23:50:56) Darth Jebus: more like
(23:50:58) Darth Jebus: blow you.
(23:51:00) Darth Jebus: ;)
(23:51:05) Darth Primus: Same difference.
(23:51:14) Darth Jebus: same AWEsOME
(23:51:27) Darth Primus: Are you sober enough to hold a conversation?
(23:51:30) Darth Jebus: yeah
(23:51:32) Darth Primus: Ok.
(23:51:38) Darth Primus: What do you suppose that i do?
(23:51:58) Darth Jebus: but yeah i don't know how i deal with humanity either. i do know that really no person on this earth is someone i couldn't live with out.
(23:52:11) Darth Jebus: i think that might be my way of dealing with it.
(23:52:21) Darth Jebus: you might try something similar.
(23:52:23) Darth Primus: Just knowing that their not worth it?
(23:52:32) Darth Primus: Their existance is futile
(23:52:34) Darth Jebus: making everyone worthless.
(23:52:36) Darth Jebus: yeah
(23:52:38) Darth Jebus: that
(23:52:43) Darth Jebus: or realizing that you aren't much of a human yourself.
(23:52:47) Darth Jebus: placing yourself on their level
(23:52:52) Darth Primus: I won't.
(23:53:04) Darth Jebus: and allowing you to absorbe what ever it is that makes them able to deal with what ever comes at them.
(23:53:55) Darth Primus: I don't get it.
(23:54:04) Darth Primus: I'm tired of trying
(23:54:22) Darth Jebus: dude i know what you mean about trying.
(23:54:39) Darth Primus: Before i'm even 20 i've realized that everyone walking this planet is a hypocritical android that lives for themselves and that their not worth it.
(23:54:49) Darth Primus: Not worth shit.
(23:55:02) Darth Primus: I could kill countless people and not care.
(23:56:03) Darth Primus: I no longer feel teh need to be in teh presence of such idiocy as humanity.
(23:56:23) Darth Primus: I truly pray for anarchy.
(23:56:31) Darth Primus: The end of existance.
(23:56:42) Darth Jebus: m
(23:56:45) Darth Primus: Hell on earth.
(23:56:48) Darth Jebus: anarchy i do not wish for.
(23:56:57) Darth Jebus: anarchy is the end of culture.
(23:57:01) Darth Jebus: end of many things
(23:57:05) Darth Primus: All.
(23:57:08) Darth Primus: The end of all.
(23:57:13) Darth Jebus: i don't want to die because i said someone didn't write so well.
(23:57:16) Darth Primus: I want to show everyone what humans are really like.
(23:57:34) Darth Primus: They will turn their back on you at teh drop of a hat.
(23:57:53) Darth Primus: Fight for their own pointless survival, when we will all die someday anyways.
(23:59:24) Darth Primus: As ubserd as it sounds, teh only way i can stand humanity is if their all under my control.
(23:59:47) Darth Primus: Fuck free will, it's non existant anyway.
(00:00:14) Darth Jebus: right.
(00:01:55) Darth Jebus: well there isn't anything i'll say to make you feel better, or that your ideas are even yours. cuz really that is a problem as well .being stale and cliche'. about the death thing i guess that is good. because honestly i beleive that a life without god is hopeless. do you know what feeling hopeless is like? i don't. i doubt i'll ever feel like it. but i think those that kill them selves... they know it. it must feel horrible otherwise we'd still talk to them.
(00:02:06) Darth Jebus: and if a woman brought all this stuff up..
(00:02:07) Darth Jebus: christ man.
(00:02:09) Darth Jebus: just give up.
(00:02:13) Darth Jebus: use them as they want to be.
(00:02:19) Darth Jebus: they won't be anything more anyways
(00:02:23) Darth Jebus: think of it.
(00:02:35) Darth Jebus: it is either 10 thousand years of history or 100 million.
(00:02:37) Darth Jebus: either way
(00:02:41) Darth Jebus: women should have done somethign right
(00:02:44) Darth Jebus: and should be a step higher.
(00:02:47) Darth Jebus: yet they aren't.
(00:02:55) Darth Primus: Inferior
(00:02:58) Darth Jebus: exactly.
(00:02:59) Darth Jebus: so
(00:03:05) Darth Jebus: this is why i can say women are clever
(00:03:11) Darth Jebus: yet we'll never have a president that is female.
(00:03:22) Darth Primus: I won't allow it.
(00:03:28) Darth Jebus: you bet your ass you won't.
(00:03:31) Darth Jebus: cuz neither will i.
(00:03:48) Darth Jebus: i dont' want eye shadow set as mandatory for my 7 year old.
(00:04:03) Darth Primus: Liberal assholes.
(00:04:32) Darth Jebus: i don't mind free thought.
(00:04:42) Darth Jebus: but i mind free thought that battles truth.
(00:04:55) Darth Jebus: and tries to confirm it's lies with consistancy.
(00:05:38) Darth Primus: That's how humanoids (RIP Bobby Heenan) work, you tell them something and then they live it.
(00:05:52) Darth Primus: Puppets.
(00:06:32) Darth Primus: Nothing will ever change, at least not in our lifetime.
(00:06:34) Darth Jebus: bobby your friend?
(00:06:44) Darth Primus: No you don't remember Bobby "The Brain" Heenan?
(00:06:49) Darth Jebus: nope.
(00:06:53) Darth Primus: From wrestling?
(00:06:56) Darth Jebus: lol
(00:06:58) Darth Jebus: fuck no!
(00:07:05) Darth Primus: Sigh.
(00:07:14) Darth Jebus: did you just bring up a wrestling reference in a fuck the world conversation?
(00:07:16) Darth Jebus: hahahahaha
(00:07:18) Darth Jebus: that is so awesome.
(00:07:23) Darth Jebus: it seems so random.
(00:07:34) Darth Primus: Bobby Heenan was a god.
(00:07:44) Darth Primus: Always teh bad boy, never teh babyface. EVER
(00:07:51) Darth Jebus: hmm.. the more you say it the more familiar it sounds.
(00:08:00) Darth Primus: Fat boy, blonde hair.
(00:08:12) Darth Primus: Used to hang with Mean Gene Oaklerland
(00:08:22) Darth Primus: in dubya see dubya
(00:08:42) Darth Jebus: man i dind't watch no wwf back in the 95 and back
(00:08:50) Darth Primus: Ha.
(00:08:56) Darth Jebus: i started watching cuz of how random and insane it was after 95
(00:08:57) Darth Primus: Im talkin 1991 and so forth, so nevermind then.
(00:09:01) Darth Jebus: yeah
(00:09:05) Darth Primus: God damn.
(00:09:06) Darth Primus: 1991.
(00:09:11) Darth Primus: Where teh fuck was I?
(00:09:17) Darth Jebus: you were .. 6?
(00:09:19) Darth Primus: Where teh fuck were YOU?
(00:09:22) Darth Jebus: 7?
(00:09:23) Darth Primus: good lord.
(00:09:24) Darth Jebus: i was...
(00:09:28) Darth Jebus: fuck
(00:09:30) Darth Primus: Masturbating.
(00:10:15) Darth Primus: First order of buisness.
(00:10:19) Darth Primus: Do away with Incubus.
(00:10:25) Darth Jebus: lol
(00:10:31) Darth Jebus: burst into flames
(00:10:50) Darth Primus: Firing Squad, more like it.
(00:11:15) Darth Primus: I do believe, that from this point on.
(00:11:21) Darth Jebus: yar.
(00:11:26) Darth Primus: I won't give people teh common decency/respect that most humans do.
(00:11:33) Darth Primus: If you're not on my level, i'll let you know.
(00:12:37) Darth Primus: Own or be owned.
(00:12:40) Darth Primus: Walk or be walked on.
(00:12:45) Darth Primus: Kill, or be killed.
(00:12:54) Darth Jebus: i am
(00:12:57) Darth Jebus: literally eating
(00:12:57) Darth Jebus: a
(00:13:01) Darth Jebus: porkchop sandwich
(00:13:08) Darth Primus: -.-
(00:13:12) Darth Jebus: lol
(00:13:42) Darth Jebus: i bet you won't
(00:13:47) Darth Jebus: i bet you are too nice a guy to do that.
(00:13:49) Darth Jebus: to the extreme
(00:13:53) Darth Jebus: to change someone.
(00:14:01) Darth Jebus: to piss them off because you think you are better than them.
(00:14:17) Darth Jebus: to give them adequit reasons, proving that you are.
(00:14:31) Darth Jebus: what i want rob is a human that lives harder than anyone else.
(00:15:14) Darth Primus: I will.
(00:15:27) Darth Jebus: i pray that you can meet my expectations.
(00:15:29) Darth Primus: I wont be held down any longer.
(00:15:32) Darth Jebus: otherwise rob
(00:15:35) Darth Jebus: you are under me.
(00:15:47) Darth Jebus: BATTLE YO
(00:15:50) Darth Primus: I won't let people have authority over me.
(00:15:57) Darth Primus: These people that don't know me.
(00:16:01) Darth Primus: Or what i'm about.
(00:16:15) Darth Jebus: i hope so bro.
(00:16:20) Darth Jebus: really i don't know you too well
(00:16:27) Darth Jebus: we didn't grow up together or have any bond that deep
(00:16:32) Darth Jebus: just us and this internet and me and your jokes.
(00:16:46) Darth Jebus: you know what i do?
(00:16:53) Darth Primus: Masturbate
(00:16:53) Darth Jebus: i purposely piss people off.
(00:16:57) Darth Jebus: i ruin some peoples plans
(00:17:01) Darth Jebus: all just shitty shit to them
(00:17:03) Darth Jebus: making them better
(00:17:05) Darth Jebus: either
(00:17:11) Darth Jebus: closing them off to people who fucked them
(00:17:13) Darth Jebus: or some other way
(00:17:20) Darth Jebus: like never letting a wishy washy person in their life.
(00:17:33) Darth Jebus: i make them make decisions.
(00:17:43) Darth Jebus: otherwise you'll never have a constant in life.
(00:17:49) Darth Jebus: making choices really be yes or no.
(00:17:59) Darth Primus: Deal in absolutes, you say.
(00:18:03) Darth Jebus: when if you were much of anything other than a booger.
(00:18:16) Darth Jebus: you would never deal in anything but absolutes.
(00:18:22) Darth Primus: I like that.
(00:18:40) Darth Jebus: unfortunately it is like windu says "only the sith deal in absolutes."
(00:18:45) Darth Jebus: honestly that spoke to me.
(00:18:49) Darth Jebus: which is retarded and nerdy.
(00:18:52) Darth Primus: No no.
(00:18:54) Darth Primus: Me as well.
(00:18:58) Darth Jebus: but comeon-- how can life be all about perception?
(00:19:06) Darth Jebus: how can when i say yes really mean no in your eyes?
(00:19:10) Darth Primus: If you read my away message earlier, as cheesy as it might sound.
(00:20:21) Darth Primus: "It might just be teh star wars fad sweeping teh nation or they finally found teh correct words to use, but an overwhelming amount of people have accused me of "becoming dark" recently"
(00:21:01) Darth Primus: I realize now
(00:21:09) Darth Primus: That i have nothing to achieve but progress.
(00:21:11) Darth Primus: Moving up.
(00:21:20) Darth Primus: I can't possibly go any farther backwards.
(00:21:23) Darth Primus: I have nothing to lose.
(00:23:01) Darth Jebus: so it seems
(00:23:13) Darth Jebus: i say if i am not movign forward i am worthless.
(00:23:30) Darth Jebus: i think you need to find somethign where you'll be constantly persuring something or moving forward.
(00:23:32) Darth Jebus: do it bro
(00:23:39) Darth Primus: i choose to.
(00:23:48) Darth Primus: I will be something great someday.
(00:23:53) Darth Primus: Wether people like it or not.
(00:23:55) Darth Primus: and they won't.
"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage! Rage, against the dying of the light. For there shall be no mercy for any force that stands blocking the path of his destruction."
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