Chilled at oGRe's all night with Jenn and Steelio. fun times.
ok, so i get on the bus to come home tonight, and the first thing that happens is i see my boy jesse hug and kiss this chick before she gets on the bus. I reach my head out and scream "JESSE LIKES COCK" after she gets on. Hes like *middle finger* and walks off. fun.
So then we pick up this super hot goth chick and she sits next to me, i mean...RIGHT next to me. like, there was an open seat on her other side but she chose to sit so close to me that i kept elbowing her in the ribs, and remained there until she got off.
*elbow* "oops my bad"
Then these 2 drunk/stoned (not sure which one) teenage bitches get on the bus, ones white and the other is mixed. They walk to the 3rd seat back and the one looks at the other and says "sit your ass down" "no you sit" "no" "why not?" "because i dont know that guy" (referring to the guy sitting by the window) "So?" "so ill kill a guy that i dont know"
"......................." they kept arguing and planning on how they were gonna kill the guy in the seat while they were standing right next to him. neither of them sat down.
*elbow* "sorry"
Then theres this dude on a cell phone complaining about how someone "picked up his drink and took a sip, then put it back. but that was neither here nor there"
*elbow* "..."
w..t..f
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