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The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
Do you drink [alcohol]? | yes |
Do you party a lot? How often? | yeah, at least every other weekend |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes? | not anymore |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour? | a lot |
Do you skip classes? How often? | when I was in school, yes, a lot |
Do you have casual sex? Protected? | yes, with my boyfriend, and no |
Do you steal? | no |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing? | sometimes |
Do you drool over celebrities? | not obsessively |
Do you watch a lot of TV? | not really |
Do you ever watch the News? | yeah |
Do you even care about world issues? | yeah |
Do you read books often? | yeah |
Are you failing a lot of your classes? | no |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends? | no, my boyfriend |
Do you smoke cigarettes? | no |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens? | yeah, malls |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? | when I was single |
Do you cuss a lot? | yeah |
Are you desperate to fit in? | no |
Are you intelligent? | yeah |
The Goth Stereotype | |
Black lipstick? | no |
Black eyeliner? | yeah |
Black eyeshadow? | no |
Black trenchcoat? | no |
Black boots? | if I'm dressing up and they match my belt |
Black fishnets? | no |
Black nail polish? | no |
Cigarettes? | no |
Heavy metal music? | yeah |
Marilyn Manson? | yeah |
Kittie? | no |
Cradle of Filth? | no |
Constant frown and perpetual angst? | no |
Do you like to be seen as | no |
Are you an intellectual? | yeah |
An atheist? | no |
Horrible home life? | no |
Hopelessly depressed? | no |
Suffering with suicidal idealations? | no |
Self-mutilation? | used to |
The Punk Stereotype | |
Plaid? | own one pair of plaid pants |
Big black boots? | no |
Mohawk? | no |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial] | kinda |
Loud, confident and opinionated? | yeah |
Wild hair colors? | used to |
NOFX? | yeah |
Rancid? | yeah |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages? | yeah |
A | yeah |
The Jock Sterotype | |
What's your IQ? | high |
Do you watch a lot of sports? | yeah |
Play a lot of sports? | yeah |
Talk a lot about sports? | yeah |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports? | yeah |
Are you arrogant? | no |
Are you a male or female whore? | no |
Are you homophobic? | kinda |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? | no |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity? | no |
Boobs = yes? | yes |
Parties = yes? | yes |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes? | no |
The Girl Stereotype | |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? | yeah |
Have you ever been on a diet? | yeah |
How much did you lose? | nothing |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? | yes |
Make yourself throw up? | yes |
Make-up? | yes |
Low-cut tops? | yes |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size] | 36-C |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? | yeah |
Giggle a lot? | yeah |
What's the deal with boys? | hot |
Thongs? | yeah |
Pretty bras? | yeah |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al? | yeah |
Who's the weaker sex? | males |
Are you a feminist? | yeah |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot? | yeah |
How often do you shave your legs? | every other day |
How about your armpits? | every day |
Are you emotional? | yeah |
Especially when on your period? | yeah |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
Originality or Acceptance? | acceptance |
Independence or Companionship? | companionship |
Stability or Freedom? | stability |
Personal or Interpersonal? | personal |
Introvert or Extrovert? | introvert |
Popularity or Isolation? | popularity |
Unique or Loved? | loved |
Understood or Individual? | understood |
You or Them? | you |
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