Hoyle Cards

dad got this CD for these card games since our family is ADDICTED to them...and it's so funny. Like, you type in your name and then get to "make a face" for you and you pick out a (optional) moustache, (optional) glasses, hair, body type, eyes, nose, mouth, and clothing, oh, and eye brows...but the one my dad made of himself is creepily similar to him....but anyway...so they have these different characters.... ~Bart...a country accent and it says he's "sissified pretty boy" ~Elayne...a girl with a boston accent that looks sorta gothic, but original ~Ethel...says she's sweet, but tricky...but she's an old woman and funny ~Gax..he rearranges around his molecules to make any shape...he's green and looks like mold, personally ~Harley...this bear..he's cute ~Jasper...this jamaican guy that likes jazz and has a cool voice ~Marvin...a t-rex...reminds me of the t-rex in toy story ~Maurice...this "fur-trapper" that has a puppet hedgehog on his hand and he talks to it ~Rick...typical card playing type...serious face...beer in hand...not friendly ~Robin..this boring girl from the national rainforest something ~Roswell....this AWESOME alien that crashed in New Mexico..he's hilarious ~and Ms. Tardee...reminds me of finke...bleh but yeah, so I'm playing war with Roswell (the alien) and we got a war and he goes "war...you must be joking...yippy!!!" and he said "DAAAANG!" and he also said "Not only am I playing bad, but I don't even have a hat to wear".....which confused me...but he also said "On top of that bad play, I just found out I need contacts"....he also held up a sign one time while I way playing a card and it said "We Have Elvis" and that one really made me laugh...but then he did a horrible move and he said "There are not enough mind-altering drugs on this planet to make that look good"...it was crackin up! lol.... but then I played Go Fish with Roswell, Harley, and Marvin..fun group, let me tell you. but Marvin goes "Oh, Roswell, I sure do need a seven. I really do. Do you have any?" and he goes "I sure don't, I sure don't have any sevens Marvin, GO FISH!" and Roswell asked Harley for something and Harley goes "GO FI...just kidding, I got them" lol....i thought it was funny. and they didn't know my name b/c it obviously wasn't programmed to say it, so it was always like "HEY, you there!" when referring to me....lol.. well, mamas temp went from 101.4 to 103.6 and she's been throwin up and stuff all day and her skin is soooo hott!! like, it hurts to touch it...so dad took her to the hospital and I'm here by myself....but mama wanted me to go with, but I have to work at 8 and take a shower and stuff...bleh, but I'm so tired....gnight
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