Note: This song has just as much of a tendency to make people out-of-their-mind-crazy as Get Low. Also note: My grammar and sentence structure is about to SUCK, but not on purpose. I'm just tired. So, anyway, today was so much fun. First, I woke up at eleven, and the first thing I thought was "Oh crap, Clara and Marge are gonna be here in an hour to take me to the bank." So I ran downstairs, only to be stopped by my mother, who explained to me all the chores she wanted done today. I kind of ignored her and kept getting ready. I found this really cool-looking purple tank top with my clothes, and I decided I wanted to wear it. I'm sure it's not mine, because I've never seen it before, but I liked it. So, I put it on, and it was too big. For some reason, there wasnt enough to fill it out. HAH. Not funny. Anyway, I decided to pin it to make it fit. So I put a series of about twenty pins on the back. I carefully put it on, looked in the mirror, and it looked like lingerie. So I threw a tshirt on over it. Then, Kat invited me to Fariellos's, and after the bank, Clara and I went to Ben's to get him and walk to Fariello's. Then Kat and Brige came, and Bri served us. Then Dom drove there. Ew. Dom driving. So, I was hot, and I took off my tshirt, and everybody was like "YOU'RE WEARING LINGERIE!" And I was like "DEAL WITH ITTT" but then later I realized it was pretty bad, so I wore the tshirt for the rest of the day. So then we went to Brige's, and we watched a portion of National Treasure, when Dom checked his voicemail and found out that he had been invited to meet Alice and Dickie at Sassafrass. So then, Frank called and asked me about some movie thing I didn't know about, and Ben said it was canceled anyway, and I told Frank that Dom was invited to something about a park, and we said "Well, we're not invited, so pssh, what do you want to do?" So we decided we'd make our own plans. And we planned to go to Sassafrass and hike with us three, Kat, and whoever was at the park. So, I called Alice, and she said that maybe she'd come back for hiking. Then, everybody bailed. Because they had just gotten back from there, and they thought it would be dumb to go again. Grroar. So then we went to Louisa's instead, which was wayyyyy more fun anyway. Eventually, I'll update with pictures. Just a few, don't worry. So, we watched Moulin Rouge, which we decided means "dark red", whether it actually does or not, and it stands for the color of the blood that chick with tuberculosis coughs up. Then, everybody cried except me, Ben, and Frank, but we tried our hardest to make crying faces so they wouldn't feel left out, and Dom put contact solution in my eyes for effect. And then Dom and Frank left, because Frank has a bed time, and me, Ben, Abbey, Allura, and Louisa watched Strong Bad, which was fun for a while, but we got bored. So we went back to the living room and we played Pictionary with Ben as the permanent artist. And he called me fat. And flimsy. Hahahaha film see. And it's okay if I die. And then I ate my fifth cob of corn, but I just couldn't stop biting into the cob rather than the corn. Haha, I also got some corn on the pope. Don't worry, it was only a book. It went a little something like this: Ben: You got corn on the pope! Me: Haha! Corn-on-the-pope! Like corn-on-the-cob, only funnier! Ben: No! You don't understand! You got corn on the pope! Now kiss him! Do it! No, don't make out with him! Just kiss him! Later... Louisa's Dad: Are you sitting on my book? Me: No, it's over there on the table. Ben: Ashley, don't you have something to say to him? Me: Have a good time? SHUT UP. Hahaha. So much fun. That was quite the rendezvous. Knock yourselves out.