What is going awn?

Listening to: Kasabian- Clubfoot
Feeling: lethargic
This is that gosh darn bothersome survey which I filled out so diligently a few days ago, only to have my entry deleted. So, here it goes again, which much shorter and to-the-point answers. You'll get over it. And also, feel free to comment when you're done, because reading a comment is like opening a Christmas present. I meant that. x: name = Ashley :x: piercings = Ears. And those are all I approve of. Sorry. :x: tattoos = Who do I look like, Drew? I mean, um, yeah maybe sometimes, but no, no tattoos. :x: height= 5'3" :x: shoe size = 6 in mens... that's all I know :x: hair color = Well, um, you've seen it. I don't know really. :x: siblings = Adam, Drew, AJ, Jen. Yeah, AJ's my sibling. There's no denying it. LAST... :x: movie you rented = Kung Pow :x: movie you bought = 1984 :x: song you listened to = see above :x: song that was stuck in your head = see above :x: cd you bought = Hmm. On my own? That's a tough one. Probably Newsboys. The worship album they had. :x: cd you listened to = They Might Be Giants.. and you should all check them out. You'll love them. I promise. :x: person you've called = Katya :x: person that's called you = Andy :x: tv show you've watched = Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. I absolutely hate that show, and I watched 2 hours of it. There's no such thing as an African-American cyborg who has a crush on his Spanish teacher. :x: person you were thinking of = Um.. I guess everyone in general. DO... :x: you have a crush on someone = I think so. I don't know. :x: you wish you could live somewhere else = Once in a while. But I guess I could if I really wanted to, so I'm okay here for now. :x: you think about suicide = Sure, but who hasn't? Now, actually considering it... no. :x: you believe in online dating = No way :x: others find you attractive = Do others find Drew attractive? You have your answer. But hopefully I make up for it with my irresistable wit and charm ;-) :x: you want more piercings = No :x: you like cleaning = I guess sometimes :x: you like roller coasters = Absolutely. As long as they're mechanically stable. :x: you write in cursive or print = Whatever comes out first FOR OR AGAINST... :x: long distance relationships = I suppose it depends on the situation, but generally against. :x: using someone = Against... :x: suicide = It's their choice, let them do whey want. KIDDING. Seriously, what kind of question is that? :x: killing people = Yeah, if they have a good reason, let them duke it out. Who wrote these questions? :x: teenage smoking = Just ask that seventh grade health class that never wants to see me, Frank, Shane, or Dom EVER again. :x: driving drunk = I don't know, I just can't help but think that whiskey and car keys equal a night of fun and enjoyment. :x: gay/lesbian relationships = Four. :x: soap operas = Am I for or against soap operas? Um, I guess if it's how you get your kicks... HAVE YOU... :x: ever cried over a girl= Not that I can recall :x: ever cried over a boy = Yup :x: ever lied to someone = Of course. All the time. And there's nothing wrong with it. Now, lying about something that matters, that can be bad. :x: ever been in a fist fight = Yeah, but only with my brothers, so I don't think that counts. :x: ever been arrested = Oh yeah, this one time, when I was exterminating an entire race of people... oh nevermind. I SUCK at telling stories. WHAT... :x: shampoo do you use = Pantene :x: shoes do you wear = Sambas. Aduh. :x: are you scared of = Well, the general basic human fears; rejection, pain, loss, bacci balls. But not death. Because fearing death is stupid. NUMBER... :x: of times I have been in love? = Once :x: of times I have had my heart broken? = Um. heart-break (hartbrk)n. Overwhelming sorrow, grief, or disappointment. Once. And I think it's pretty sick that I didn't know what that meant. TV obviously isn't teaching me enough. :x: of hearts I have broken? = I would say absolutely zero. :x: of girls I have kissed? = Well, there was this one time at this party. Some Ecuadorian chick. So hott. ;-) :x: of boys I have kissed? = Um... 2... or 3 :x: of girls I've slept with? = Too many to count. :x: of boys I've slept with? = I'd say 5 or 6. CONSECUTIVELY, sicko. :x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = Well, I tend to trust wayyyy too easily, so I would have to say maybe 7 or 8. I'll die young. :x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = Oh man. Sooo many times when I was little because I was so freakin cute. Seriously. Like "Hey, there's me on a swing at the park." And "Hey, there's me at the memorial day parade being cute and plugging my ears because the fire engines were too loud." But then, once I hit my fat stage at 9, all the positive support came to a sudden halt. :x: of scars on my body? = Only about 5 that get in the way of my every-day activities. And by that I mean I notice they exist. And I keep finding more. Today I found one about three inches long on my back. And I was all where the eff did that come from? :x: of things in my past that I regret? = Tons. I hate it when people say none. Cause they're lying. I regret 51% of the things I've ever done, but I guess they were bound to happen anyway, so, yeah... DO YOU THINK YOU ARE... :x: pretty – Not particularly, no. :x: funny – I try... :x: hot – No sir. 12 year olds can't be hot. :x: friendly – I'd like to be :x: amusing – Only when I don't want to be :x: ugly – Occasionally :x: loveable – Only for a short time, then my novelty wears off, it seems. :x: caring – If I remember to be :x: sweet – sweet (swt) adj. Having a pleasing disposition; lovable. I believe I've already answered that question. :x: dorky – Fo' sho'. Favorite: 5 letter word: Cough. Because if you had never heard it before, you'd probably pronounce it like "cow" or "co" or something. actor/actress: Tom Hanks/Russel Crowe. Just pretend he's a female and we're all set. Because I couldn't decide. Candy: Apple pie filling. It's kind of a candy. Sort of. Come on. I don't really like candy that much though. Cartoon: Family Guy. =-/ Yeah, sorry, I used a popular answer. I'm ashamed of me too. You don't ever have to talk to me again if you don't want to. Cereal: Kix. Because I hope to God I'm not done growing. Chewing gum: Trident. Color(s): Blue and Orange Color nail polish: I'm anti-nail-polish. Day of week: Friday. Cause there's no church in the morning, and there's the relief factor too. Least fave day: Monday, but not so much anymore, because now Monday means HARKINS DAY! Flower: Crap. I guess I have to pick a popular one again. I am so sorry. Rose. =-(. Just tilt your head to the side, and you will see a frowny face. This means, "I am serious." Jello flavor: Orange. Does that exist? Sorry, I don't use Jell-O a lot. Ever. Jewelry : My Jesus-enthusiast bracelets. Sure they're jewelry. Haha I said Jew. Special skills/talents: Umm. I screw things up exceptionally well in a new and interesting way each time. I'm like a crazy reality tv show on legs. Summer/Winter: Whichever it isn't. Because I'm malcontent. Trampolines or swimming pools: HAHA. I DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE. || Person who last.. || Slept in your bed: I'm going to say me, but you can never be entirely sure. Saw you cry: My grandma. Isn't that gay? Yeah, that's pretty gay. I didn't mean it. Made you cry: Yeahhhh... You went to the movies with: Frank and Dickie to see the worst movie EVER (in 3-D) Yelled at you: I don't really listen to yelling. But I bet it was my dad. Sent you an email: Let's go check. Ah yes, it's Hal again, telling me about his fabulous offer for $33 digital cable filters. But Hal, aren't those illegal? OF COURSE not, potential customer acarey07. In fact, if you act now... Pssh my friends don't email me. || Have you ever.. || Said "I love you" and meant it?: Yeah Gone out in public in your pajamas: Uh yeah. Kept a secret from everyone: Uh huh Cried during a movie: I think one time, but I can't remember what movie. All I can remember is scolding myself for a long time afterward for being such a little girl. Except, I failed to notice that I was a little girl at the time. Actually, that might have been the Amsterdam Oratorio. And that's not a movie. So no, probably not. Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: Yeah. Accident. I swear. planned your week based on the TV Guide: Those of us inflicted with the ADDeath have trouble remembering what show we're watching even during the commercial break, so planning what to watch ahead of time is completely out of the question. For example: I MISSED THE EFFING PREMIERE OF STELLA BECAUSE I'M STUPID. Been on stage: Yes Been to New York: Yup Been to California: Uh huh. Just me and Drew. That was kind of unwise on my parents' part. Hawaii: Who do I look like, Ben Marsh? China: No. Canada: Of course. Europe: No, but my grandma did once, so I guess, no, nevermind. Just no. Asia: Um one time I wanted to go to Japan to see my cousins and my aunt. But no, I never actually did. South America: No Australia: No. But I was obsessed with it from my tenth birthday until I was 11 and a half years old. I can even recite the entire Vegemite theme song. Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have friends. Wished you were the opposite sex: Um, duh. And I'm already halfway there. How about that. What time is it now?: 1:38am Apples or bananas?: I would like a bit of both mixed together with some pineapple in a fruit salad, please. Blue or red?: Orange, if you have any. But if you don't I'll have a little of the blue. Walmart or target?: Eww. Capitalism. Oh who am I fooling? Walmart. But only because it's closer. Target's cooler though. Spring or Fall?: Malcontent. What are you gonna do after you finish this?: Haha I seriously thought that said "Who are you gonna do after you finish this?" I'm going to sleep, of course. Shane will be here first thing in the morning to make me search for change on the street so I can buy my firewire hub. What was the last meal you ate?: Supposedly I had a hot dog with meatsauce and a Mountain Dew, but I definateley didn't taste it, as my tastebuds are currently broken and out of commission. Effing Salt and Vinegar, always screwing up my life. High school or college?: I am in high school, but if you're asking which I prefer, I may have to kill you. Are you bored?: No, not so much anymore. Last noise you heard?: Drew- "Ain't you gotta go to bed soon?" Me- "Ain't it not be mattering in all?" My God I need sleep. Last smell you sniffed?: Swan Clear Anti-Itch Lotion to stop the allergens from eating away at my face. I swear I'm losing bits and pieces of my face when I'm not looking. It's so disgusting. Last time you went out of state/province?: Next Wednesday because PEOPLE KEEP DYING.
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i don't care about the whole thing... what ticks me off is that my dad doesn't trust him... or me aparently. >:)
-julie...
[Anonymous]
hey hottie. i didnt read your survey because it looked really long, but i swear i'll read it eventually.
-kat
[Anonymous]
So how was it?


-Alice
[Anonymous]
Like a sneeze, Alice. Like a sneeze. Only you can do that to me.
ahahaha i read it like i promised i would, and let me tell you,it was worth the wait

i'm glad i saved myself for you

;)

-kat
[Anonymous]
ps. you spell on like alex harrington would. i expected more from you Ashley...really...
-your loyal, lawfully wedded wife
[Anonymous]